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Hemitrichia serpula by Gim Siew Tan

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man the other day I was at an event and I'm lowkey covered in bruises cause I'm an anemic klutz and this SUPER sweet lady who was at a medical resource booth gave me some extra vitamins and asked if everything was okay T_T like I was touched but sooooo embarrassed like man I just fell off my bed 😭

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what the fuck is the difference between a lime and a key lime? science can't tell us shit.

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big day today. saw hideo kojima he said hi

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just realized my Instagram was like 99% this sentiment and no music im ngl man I think the problem might be me not shutting up about my insane body

ugh I dont fucking want to put face on the internet!!! I'm shy!!!! I already know I'm hot I don't want to fish for external validation but when I sew a cool outfit or record a good cover video I don't want it to be a whole fucking thing like "oh yeah that's Fi here's her actual fucking face and btw she's completely beautiful" because I'm the kind of hot that makes people mad that they're attracted to me. I need to do a deadmau5

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ngl man it is not that hard to make soft pretzels it's mostly about the cleanup.

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Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce

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this was genuinely what made me stop shaving my legs I was like oh. that really is how it is huh.

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JUST FOUND OUT A MUSIC DEGREE IS CALLED A B.M. I NEED TO TRANSFER NOW!!!!!!!!! 🎼💩

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I fake most of my grammatical errors to appear normal to the hoi polloi tbh

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it's three years later I kinda regret it ngl

bought a tamagotchi music star for $260. on the one hand I regret nothing but on the other hand I should really call my therapist

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OOOOH time to bring back my virgin vs chad meme

funny observation regarding the evolution of tamagotchi character design philosophy

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when my album comes out I'm not going to shut the fuck up about it btw

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I love whenever anybody says I'm funny I'm like "blushes and twirls my hair" teehee yeah I actually run a failing tumblr blog

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I don't know how to explain to other people that im terrible and I have this evil growing inside of me like a chained dog who walked around his post so many times he made the choice to stop breathing but also I'm normal and chill asf and I can do a kickflip

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need to start a subreddit so I can have some power in this miserable life