richard-d-sanchez-iii

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

Why the fuck would I stalk you? I didn't even know you existed.. who are you?

💬 I heard there's a Rick that stalks other Ricks. Especially the ones that wear purple. The more purple on their person, the more this Rick is interested.

“@richard-d-sanchez-iii wears a buncha purple.”

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

*Richard raises an eyebrow as the other steps closer and looks down with a glint of uncertainty as he feels the others' fingers trace up his neck. He huffs one final time before responding.*

I wouldn't count on it..

*he turns away and pulls out his purple and gold portalgun and quickly slips away, leaving the other Rick staring at his portal until it closes.*

“Having fun in your ivory tower, Richie?” Pastel smiles through his cigarette smoke as he notices the other Rick.

🩷 @f-f91af

*Richard gives no response and simply glares at the other Rick.*

*he eventually lets out a scoff and grumbles.*

I'm a businessman, I don't have "fun".

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

*Richard raises an eyebrow at the other Rick, his eyes trailing up and down his body one time before pinning back onto his eyes.*

I don't see how that's any of your concern... and if you're trying to get me interested in your services, I'm sorry to tell you that you won't be able to sway me as easily as other inferior Ricks.

*he mutters the words as he pulls out his gold plated flask from his pocket to take a quick sip.*

“Having fun in your ivory tower, Richie?” Pastel smiles through his cigarette smoke as he notices the other Rick.

🩷 @f-f91af

*Richard gives no response and simply glares at the other Rick.*

*he eventually lets out a scoff and grumbles.*

I'm a businessman, I don't have "fun".

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

“Having fun in your ivory tower, Richie?” Pastel smiles through his cigarette smoke as he notices the other Rick.

🩷 @f-f91af

*Richard gives no response and simply glares at the other Rick.*

*he eventually lets out a scoff and grumbles.*

I'm a businessman, I don't have "fun".

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

*Drop kicks the guards and elbows one in the face, and portals out with one box of wafers.*

WHA-.. oh for fucks sake, I don't have time for this.

*he snaps his fingers and four more guards walk up to him.*

Chase him or don't, I don't really care anymore. Merry fucking Christmas I guess

*he walks away, leaving the guards staring at the portal until it closes.*

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

*Comes into the factory and takes a box or two of the wafers and leaves on his merry way.*

No

*he snaps his fingers, and two guards tackle the thriving Rick to the ground*

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

Oh well I- he looks down at the card and a small flush runs over his cheeks

Oh my... well, thank you, I'm sure he wouldn't mind stopping by.

Try seeing if you can date Richard D. Sanchez III

“I might have a better chance if I knew who the hell that was… Eh whatever, feel free to give them my number.”

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

OH WHY YOU LITTLE-

alright, I think that's enough for you, Mr.Sanchez..

*Richard walks off grumbling as another Rick walks in.*

Sorry about him.. he's stressed around the holidays.

Try seeing if you can date Richard D. Sanchez III

“I might have a better chance if I knew who the hell that was… Eh whatever, feel free to give them my number.”

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

I'm sorry, but I literally run a wafer business known by almost every Rick! How the FUCK have you not heard of me at least once?

Try seeing if you can date Richard D. Sanchez III

“I might have a better chance if I knew who the hell that was… Eh whatever, feel free to give them my number.”

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

Em.. excuss me, the fuck you mean you don't know me?

Try seeing if you can date Richard D. Sanchez III

“I might have a better chance if I knew who the hell that was… Eh whatever, feel free to give them my number.”

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

....this conversation has gone on long enough. I'll pass you onto my secretary if you insist on continuing your empty threats.

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

I can assure you that if you attempted such a thing, it wouldn't end well for anybody.

Plus, what's a hologram like you going to do? You couldn't hack me even if you wanted to...

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

To me, you just sound incompetent. You're a waste of a hologram.

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

If your Rick is dead, why haven't you gotten to revive him yet? What kind of hologram are you?

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

well.. yes.. you're a hologram, of course you're beneath me.

Your words and objects are nothing more than coding. Why would I want your fake money, anyway?

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

Don't suppose you have holographic Simple Ricks, do you? Or am I asking for too much from a Rick?

- @clone-ur-rick

No, I haven't taken the time to make holographic simple Rick's.

It's a waste of time. What's a hologram like you doing asking questions anyway? You're not supposed to have free will like that.

[richard-d-sanchez-iii]

Do sales spike during the holidays?

Of course they do! Holidays are when most Rick's remember how miserable they are. Thus, more sales.