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this will forever haunt me.

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Every time someone says Francis Abernathy is a good person an Angel looses its wings and I fight the urge to hurt someone

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When I should be talking to guys my age but I keep thinking about men the same age as my dad.

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I hate bisexuals they know too much about 9/11

Fuck this show

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”I will dislocate my jaw to fit it all in”

@mothercain

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Me to all my friends

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𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.

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I made this and it isn’t getting the attention I want it to on TikTok and Reddit so this is a last ditch attempt. I present to you…

THE CANON SEASON 4

* Starts off with a flashback of Jennifer as a child, she’s very sick and then she starts glowing and gets rashy like we see in the show because of the Durango infecting her, her family is extremely superstitious and tell her that they’re going to sacrifice her to the ocean to cleanse her of the demons in her. The squid senses her magic and swallows her to keep her safe and swims her to a place where she’ll be rescued. Of course, Jennifer doesn’t know this. She’s extremely traumatized and when she’s asked why she was in the squid all she can say is “the cleanse” because that was the last thing she heard from her family. Jean and Gene see this.

* Changes to everyone’s lives: Five, Ben and Viktor are basically the same, Diego and Lila are happily married and have little issues except that Lila feels trapped and is going to the keeper meetings, Klaus has a lot of the same issues and is sober except for alcohol which he does drink from time to time and is living with Claire and Allison, Ray has not walked out on Allison and instead has mysteriously disappeared, Allison is trying to convince Five to use his CIA connections to look for Ray, and is doing her own digging, Luther found a passion for actual dance as a way to cope with missing Sloane and is working as a professional ballet dancer (which he is somewhat embarrassed about) and he does live in the old umbrella academy house but it is not condemned and he has spent a long time fixing it up in the hopes that he would find sloane and bring her back to live with him. He does go and pick Ben up and take him to the party.

* The whole scene with the Keepers and Five and Lila and Diego thinking Lila is cheating because he sees her and five but thinks five is someone else

* Lila and Diego’s Childs birthday

* Everyone shows up

* Sy shows up and Kidnaps Viktor, tells them to go to New Grumpson and find Jennifer, they refuse but he shows them that he has a weapon and has kidnapped Viktor and will hurt Lila and Diego’s children if they don’t so they all agree and find Viktor and they take the marigold from Sy which they entrust to Ben and they go to new grumpson.

* They find Jennifer, But Ben finds her first and they end up kissing, permanently implanting some Durango in Ben

* Gene and Jean are already there, and see Ben and Jennifer kiss, alerting the town to what’s happening and causing the outbreak, and they cause the car accident and take Jennifer

* Ben is able to see Jennifer and they go to where she is being held to try and save her but they get into a fight with Gene and Jean and Jennifer ends up being killed. Ben blames his family and runs away. They try to chase after him but Viktor stops them and tells them to let him go. They’re all so strung out they forget they gave Ben the Marigold

* Because he kissed Jennifer there is still Durango inside Ben that’s interacting with the Marigold inside him and slowly turning him into the creature and polluting his mind

* He decides that he’s going to get revenge on them by giving them their powers back because all of them have expressed to him at some point that they all are more or less content with the lives that they have now and are not interested in getting their powers back.

* He gets in contact with them all and asks them to have a meal with him at the restaurant, they all reluctantly agree. Ben gives them the shots with the Marigold.

* They all get their powers back, including Klaus. Luther does not get his ape body back.

* They all confront Ben at Luther’s house, Ben accidentally starts destroying Luther’s house like what happens in the show, causing Luther to get extremely mad because this is the house he had built for Sloane. Everyone gets into a huge fight which tiggers Ben, he runs away and Five tries to chase him but Lila puts her arm out to stop him and he ends up blipping both of them and finding the train station. They explore it. Five finds the Max caffe and tells Lila to wait for him. She does and we see some time pass, “Five” comes back out and they blip back.

* The family (including Klaus, he doesn’t get kidnapped that was such an icky plot line) go to search for Ben. Their first stop is Sir.Reginald Hargreeve’s where they find the blonde lady (forgot her name, I’ll just call her violin lady).

* “Five” and Lila show up and the whole thing with them not knowing how Ben died happens and then getting their memories back. Right before he goes under Diego tells Lila he knows she’s cheating on him and that he wants a break from their relationship which confuses and upsets Lila.

* Meanwhile Ben is on a rampage, still slowly turning into the monster. They follow his trail, and end up at Gene and Jean’s where Ben had gone to try and kill them for what they did to Jennifer but Gene and Jean but they had escaped so Ben ended up killing all their followers that were there and then running away.

* Lila, still really confused and upset, convinces “five” to go explore the train station with her and “five” agrees. He enlists the CIA guy to take care of Luther and Diego. All that CIA stuff happens. Ben tries to hideout at the hotel but ends up losing control of his powers and sending out the shockwave from the show and runs away.

* Lila and “Five” end up trapped in the train station for seven years. “Five”convinces Lila to stop wandering and live in the place with the greenhouse with him. He makes her the bracelet and tries to kiss her but she pushes him away and yells at him. She’s still in love with Diego after all. “Five” leaves and goes down to the train station, furious.

* “Five” ends up tripping over the side of the platform and finding the note book. Lila chases after him just in time to see him climb up back onto the platform.

* Lila asks “five” what he has and he’s about to say it’s nothing but then the real five blips in and kills “five”

* Lila is shocked, especially considering that Five has also appeared with Ray, Hazel, Cha-Cha, Agnes, Sloane, the handler, and Pogo

* He grabs the notebook from the dead five and says “let’s go home”

* Meanwhile, Viktor and Reg are still looking for Ben. Ben is trying to run away but is too far into the transformation and hides in the department store. One of the keepers sees and alerts Jean and Gene who’ve been preparing for this. They alert the rest of the keepers who form the mob from the show. Violin lady disguised as Sy kills Gene and takes his skin.

* Five, Lila, and the rest of the group that showed up with the real five show up to Diego and Lila’s house where everyone is. They explain everything that happened to Lila and Lila and Diego make up and are happy again.

* It turns out that when five went to the Max caffe they explain to him what they thought he would have to do in order to save the world and obviously he refused because when has five been one to give up so the rest of the fives tied him up and threw him in the closet. They sent “five” out to hopefully carry out what the real five refused but “five” ended up getting stuck with Lila and falling in love with her. Lila obviously didn’t reciprocate.

* When they threw five in the closet, he found Ray there. It turned out that one day Ray accidentally took a wrong turn while trying to take the subway to work and found the max caffe. They explained to Ray what was going to happen and Ray tried to leave to warn Allison but they tied him up and threw him in the closet.

* So, Five blips him and Ray out to the building where the commission was and they spend seven years rebuilding the commission and gathering their team from different timelines (a none-evil handler, Sloane, Agnes, Hazel and Cha-Cha, Pogo)

* They all spend that time working on an element called Daisy (it’s called that because marigold is the birth flower for October and Daisy is the birth flower for April which is about as opposite of October as you can get

* The reason Sloane didn’t end up with the rest of the group is because she was completely made up of Daisy which didn’t exist yet in that timeline but when they created it she appeared

* Daisy can completely reverse the effects of Marigold and Durango, but there is no telling what the side effects will be

* Ray, Claire and Allison reunite

* Sloane and Luther reunite

* They all race to get it to Ben

* Viktor has gotten inside and is reasoning with Ben, violin lady disguised as Gene explains to reg why she did what she did and that she must die for creating marigold and Durango blah blah blah

* The gang gets to Ben and Viktor and explain everything that’s happened. Ben agrees to take the Daisy. He drinks it. There’s a huge shockwave. The screen goes black.

* Texts appears on the screen. “2030. Original timeline”

* Allison and Ray run a youth theater program, Sloane and Luther have 3 kids and are professional ballet dancers (they’re currently working on a production of the nutcracker with Sloane and Clara and Luther as the nutcracker), Lila and Diego are happily married and have started a youth warrior gym, Klaus has started his own rehab facility and spends his days helping people get clean, Five is running the commission smoothly with the help of The handler, Pogo, Hazel, Cha Cha, and Agnes, it’s now a wonderful place to work. Viktor opened up an orphanage in what used to be the umbrella academy. There’s a statue of Ben in the courtyard and every year on Christmas the siblings meet up around it to honor his memory.

The End

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But you see it’s okay for me to exhibit this type of behavior because I’m literally Richard Papen

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Heyy are u taking requests for fics? Cuz I wanna request somethin for Vinny from Atlantis if that’s alright with you

Yes I’m totally still taking requests, I am going away for six weeks without my phone in a few days so that might affect timing but I’ll try to finish something before I go.

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"You know, Francis," I said. "What?" It seemed the best thing was just to come right out and say it. "You know," I said, "I'm really not attracted to you. I mean, not that-" "Isn't that interesting," he said coolly. "I'm really not attracted to you, either." "But-" But what Richard? Everyone point and laugh at the queer 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

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oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

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The way Donna Tartt reads Cloke’s voice is so

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Yeah Richard, I also love how my crush holds her cigarette just like her brother. It’s so graceful how she sits like a guy too. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. Oh did I mention her brother is her identical twin?