#save us Gerard Way save us 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[richardpapenvarient]

I made this and it isn’t getting the attention I want it to on TikTok and Reddit so this is a last ditch attempt. I present to you…

THE CANON SEASON 4

* Starts off with a flashback of Jennifer as a child, she’s very sick and then she starts glowing and gets rashy like we see in the show because of the Durango infecting her, her family is extremely superstitious and tell her that they’re going to sacrifice her to the ocean to cleanse her of the demons in her. The squid senses her magic and swallows her to keep her safe and swims her to a place where she’ll be rescued. Of course, Jennifer doesn’t know this. She’s extremely traumatized and when she’s asked why she was in the squid all she can say is “the cleanse” because that was the last thing she heard from her family. Jean and Gene see this.

* Changes to everyone’s lives: Five, Ben and Viktor are basically the same, Diego and Lila are happily married and have little issues except that Lila feels trapped and is going to the keeper meetings, Klaus has a lot of the same issues and is sober except for alcohol which he does drink from time to time and is living with Claire and Allison, Ray has not walked out on Allison and instead has mysteriously disappeared, Allison is trying to convince Five to use his CIA connections to look for Ray, and is doing her own digging, Luther found a passion for actual dance as a way to cope with missing Sloane and is working as a professional ballet dancer (which he is somewhat embarrassed about) and he does live in the old umbrella academy house but it is not condemned and he has spent a long time fixing it up in the hopes that he would find sloane and bring her back to live with him. He does go and pick Ben up and take him to the party.

* The whole scene with the Keepers and Five and Lila and Diego thinking Lila is cheating because he sees her and five but thinks five is someone else

* Lila and Diego’s Childs birthday

* Everyone shows up

* Sy shows up and Kidnaps Viktor, tells them to go to New Grumpson and find Jennifer, they refuse but he shows them that he has a weapon and has kidnapped Viktor and will hurt Lila and Diego’s children if they don’t so they all agree and find Viktor and they take the marigold from Sy which they entrust to Ben and they go to new grumpson.

* They find Jennifer, But Ben finds her first and they end up kissing, permanently implanting some Durango in Ben

* Gene and Jean are already there, and see Ben and Jennifer kiss, alerting the town to what’s happening and causing the outbreak, and they cause the car accident and take Jennifer

* Ben is able to see Jennifer and they go to where she is being held to try and save her but they get into a fight with Gene and Jean and Jennifer ends up being killed. Ben blames his family and runs away. They try to chase after him but Viktor stops them and tells them to let him go. They’re all so strung out they forget they gave Ben the Marigold

* Because he kissed Jennifer there is still Durango inside Ben that’s interacting with the Marigold inside him and slowly turning him into the creature and polluting his mind

* He decides that he’s going to get revenge on them by giving them their powers back because all of them have expressed to him at some point that they all are more or less content with the lives that they have now and are not interested in getting their powers back.

* He gets in contact with them all and asks them to have a meal with him at the restaurant, they all reluctantly agree. Ben gives them the shots with the Marigold.

* They all get their powers back, including Klaus. Luther does not get his ape body back.

* They all confront Ben at Luther’s house, Ben accidentally starts destroying Luther’s house like what happens in the show, causing Luther to get extremely mad because this is the house he had built for Sloane. Everyone gets into a huge fight which tiggers Ben, he runs away and Five tries to chase him but Lila puts her arm out to stop him and he ends up blipping both of them and finding the train station. They explore it. Five finds the Max caffe and tells Lila to wait for him. She does and we see some time pass, “Five” comes back out and they blip back.

* The family (including Klaus, he doesn’t get kidnapped that was such an icky plot line) go to search for Ben. Their first stop is Sir.Reginald Hargreeve’s where they find the blonde lady (forgot her name, I’ll just call her violin lady).

* “Five” and Lila show up and the whole thing with them not knowing how Ben died happens and then getting their memories back. Right before he goes under Diego tells Lila he knows she’s cheating on him and that he wants a break from their relationship which confuses and upsets Lila.

* Meanwhile Ben is on a rampage, still slowly turning into the monster. They follow his trail, and end up at Gene and Jean’s where Ben had gone to try and kill them for what they did to Jennifer but Gene and Jean but they had escaped so Ben ended up killing all their followers that were there and then running away.

* Lila, still really confused and upset, convinces “five” to go explore the train station with her and “five” agrees. He enlists the CIA guy to take care of Luther and Diego. All that CIA stuff happens. Ben tries to hideout at the hotel but ends up losing control of his powers and sending out the shockwave from the show and runs away.

* Lila and “Five” end up trapped in the train station for seven years. “Five”convinces Lila to stop wandering and live in the place with the greenhouse with him. He makes her the bracelet and tries to kiss her but she pushes him away and yells at him. She’s still in love with Diego after all. “Five” leaves and goes down to the train station, furious.

* “Five” ends up tripping over the side of the platform and finding the note book. Lila chases after him just in time to see him climb up back onto the platform.

* Lila asks “five” what he has and he’s about to say it’s nothing but then the real five blips in and kills “five”

* Lila is shocked, especially considering that Five has also appeared with Ray, Hazel, Cha-Cha, Agnes, Sloane, the handler, and Pogo

* He grabs the notebook from the dead five and says “let’s go home”

* Meanwhile, Viktor and Reg are still looking for Ben. Ben is trying to run away but is too far into the transformation and hides in the department store. One of the keepers sees and alerts Jean and Gene who’ve been preparing for this. They alert the rest of the keepers who form the mob from the show. Violin lady disguised as Sy kills Gene and takes his skin.

* Five, Lila, and the rest of the group that showed up with the real five show up to Diego and Lila’s house where everyone is. They explain everything that happened to Lila and Lila and Diego make up and are happy again.

* It turns out that when five went to the Max caffe they explain to him what they thought he would have to do in order to save the world and obviously he refused because when has five been one to give up so the rest of the fives tied him up and threw him in the closet. They sent “five” out to hopefully carry out what the real five refused but “five” ended up getting stuck with Lila and falling in love with her. Lila obviously didn’t reciprocate.

* When they threw five in the closet, he found Ray there. It turned out that one day Ray accidentally took a wrong turn while trying to take the subway to work and found the max caffe. They explained to Ray what was going to happen and Ray tried to leave to warn Allison but they tied him up and threw him in the closet.

* So, Five blips him and Ray out to the building where the commission was and they spend seven years rebuilding the commission and gathering their team from different timelines (a none-evil handler, Sloane, Agnes, Hazel and Cha-Cha, Pogo)

* They all spend that time working on an element called Daisy (it’s called that because marigold is the birth flower for October and Daisy is the birth flower for April which is about as opposite of October as you can get

* The reason Sloane didn’t end up with the rest of the group is because she was completely made up of Daisy which didn’t exist yet in that timeline but when they created it she appeared

* Daisy can completely reverse the effects of Marigold and Durango, but there is no telling what the side effects will be

* Ray, Claire and Allison reunite

* Sloane and Luther reunite

* They all race to get it to Ben

* Viktor has gotten inside and is reasoning with Ben, violin lady disguised as Gene explains to reg why she did what she did and that she must die for creating marigold and Durango blah blah blah

* The gang gets to Ben and Viktor and explain everything that’s happened. Ben agrees to take the Daisy. He drinks it. There’s a huge shockwave. The screen goes black.

* Texts appears on the screen. “2030. Original timeline”

* Allison and Ray run a youth theater program, Sloane and Luther have 3 kids and are professional ballet dancers (they’re currently working on a production of the nutcracker with Sloane and Clara and Luther as the nutcracker), Lila and Diego are happily married and have started a youth warrior gym, Klaus has started his own rehab facility and spends his days helping people get clean, Five is running the commission smoothly with the help of The handler, Pogo, Hazel, Cha Cha, and Agnes, it’s now a wonderful place to work. Viktor opened up an orphanage in what used to be the umbrella academy. There’s a statue of Ben in the courtyard and every year on Christmas the siblings meet up around it to honor his memory.

The End

[katbutluca]

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[literallyjonathandavis]

Nirvana rant/vent bc Kurt keeps punching me in the stomach the more I find things abt him to relate to...

tw: slight mention of drugs and suicide

Nah bc when I say my nirvana hyperfixation was one of my most important and influential, I mean it.

Like now my Kurt cobain fixation has passed, and (obviously) I'm on mcr/Gerard way/hesitant alien etc, but one thing that stands out abt my Kurt fixation is that I actually, deeply, almost spiritually found such a strong relation and connection to him and his artistry. Like I can still look and learn new stuff abt him that I can relate to and see myself in and still get fucking heart palpations over the man and that NEVER EVER happened or happens with ANY of my past fixations. Like Melanie Martinez just released a music video yesterday and, yeah I was excited, but it wasn't anything like how I still feel about kurt. Now this COULD be bc he was my last fixation and it could still be lingering as a side fixation but even still I just see myself in this stupid, beautiful, mentally ill dead man so painfully much dude its like crazy.

And I'm not even kidding when I say that we are literally so similar lol it's NOT FUNNY. and Ik that he had problems and that it's kinda concerning that I can relate to someone like that so much but the thing is is that it's not the part of his drug addiction and suicide I relate to. It's his morals, his beliefs, his message, his personality, his art, his style, everything that made him a good person I see myself in. It's like looking in a reflection. Like even my fucking GENDER has been tackled by this mf, like KURT PLS SPARE UR GENDER THE GENDERFLUID AND TRANSMASCS ARE DYING OUT HERE CUH 😭🙏

*Ehem* ANYWAYS yeah but I've never experienced this type of admiration for a singer and it creates a safe haven for me almost to know, even tho I never knew him and he died well over a decade before I was born, I have someone who was on this earth that shares a similar mindset and sense of artistry as me. The same core beliefs, the same energy, I know it's silly but I really love this man and am really exactly like him and it's almost scary...

And this isn't even a matter of "oh I had a hyperfixation and it made me act like this person" no, I've always been this way and thru the beauty of music and art I found a fellow artist who is the same way and it's like an indirect, anonymous bond not only with Kurt and his fans, such as me, but the band in general. NOTHING can break the amazing, gut wrenching, heart tearing, timber shivering, euphoric feeling, bond between a kid and their first rock band, NOTHING. nirvana took who I was, and made me a cooler, more artistic, and let's admit it, more musically educated version of me without ever changing who I am in the core of my existence. Infact they resurrected a part of me, when I was young, my energy from when I was little, my lifestyle, my fashion, my mentality, they dug me out of the mess I became and brought back who I truly was and now am. nirvana showed me actual nirvana, everything abt Kurt and his art relates to my true self and my true morals, it's like I came into existence, and the band saw me and said "that's it, that's the human version of us" and waited till I was ten and came into my life and changed it for the oh so amazing better. again it sounds insane but the band didn't just save me, it MADE ME. It's not a hyperfixation it's a gift from fucking God.

Rock n roll actually saved my soul

They opened me up to rock and roll and without rock I don't know what the fuck I would be doing with my life. I became a better person with rock music, like i said it changed me, but yet kept my core humanity close and safe. I've always been a rocker I just had to find the music.

And 🙄NOOOO🙄I'm not saying I'm like legit the human version of the band and all that weird shi I'm using that as a metaphor for my deep relation to the band bffr 💀🙏

Everytime, yes even after the hyperfixation passed, I see Kurt content I still feel like I'm fixated, not side fixated or anything but like not even a fixation at all it's like this adoration that has been burned into my soul that will never go away. I mean like I said nothing can break the bond of a kid and their first rock band so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ makes sense lol

And like idk but the whole connection feels almost artistic, not bc nirvana makes music and music is art, well I mean kinda but, it's also just the whole vibe of my emotions is ethereal, metaphoric, artistic, spiritual. I sound out of my mind but the music has driven me insane and for the better, I don't want to be sane. I want to hyperfixate on shit, I want to have deep stomach churning connections with a dead man I never met, I want to embody the insanity of the art, I want to be crazy incoherent cunty rock bitch I am.

It also adds to the lore that my mom has a past with nirvana but that's kinda personal and I won't share that but yeah.

I sound fucking insane but just know some of the stuff I say here is said in a more metaphoric sense than literal. This is just a rant to explain my deep artistic love and relation to Kurt cobain and nirvana <3

BUT YEAH THATS MY ANNUAL NIRVANA YAP 👅👅👅

[lv3buzzz]

SONG RECS FOR @noctilucaa

w moods

this is honestly no pressure to listen to them all 😭

i just yap w song titles lmaooo

also all my x ray spex recs are valid cus i am the no 1 x ray spex listener on airbuds (i love them)

sobbing my eyes out oh god

~ paper bag - fiona apple

~ waiting room ~ phoebe bridgers

~ your best american girl ~ mitski

~ asleep - the smiths

~ tears over beers - modern baseball

~ brother - gerard way

~ young and doomed - frank iero

~ guilt tripping - frank iero

~ you are my sunshine - frank iero

~ disasterology - ptv

i miss who i used to be

~ sullen girl - fiona apple

~ are you satisfied - MARINA

~ everyone - mitski

~ i know the end - phoebe bridgers

~ all i want is nothing - frank iero

yeah its cool ill be okay

~ joyriding - frank iero

~ all that ive got - the used

~ dear percocet, i dont think we should see eachother anymore- frank iero

fuck this

~ no fun club - frank iero

~ i cant do anything - x ray spex

~ yall want a single - korn

~ break stuff - limp bizkit

~ brackish - kittie

~ garbage man - hole

~ im a mess - frank iero

~ jesus of suburbia - green day (yes the full nine minutes. deal w it 😛)

~ child psychology - black box recorder

fuck you

~ get gone - fiona apple

~ good god - korn

~ father - front bottoms

~ down with the sickness - disturbed

~ good sister - bad sister - hole

~ family jewels - MARINA

~ fantastic bastards - death spells

~ veins! veins!! veins!!! - frank iero

punk/ angry w politics

ik the sex pistols are heavily mainstream so might not be ‘punk’ but they pioneered the scene in the 70s and are style icons

theres more but itll be too much 😛

~ plasic bag - x ray spex

~ carnival - bikini kill

~ rebel girl - bikini kill

~ god save the queen - sex pistols

~ anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

~ holidays in the sun - sex pistols

~ pretty vacant- sex pistols

~ identity - x ray spex

~ nervouse breakdown- black flag

~ ‘merican - descendents

~ blood stains - original version - agent orange

life can be good sometimes

~ when the sun hits - slowdive

~ 1979 - smashing pumpkins

~ malibu - hole

~ half a person - the smiths (dont listen to the lyrics theyre sad but its upbeat and you can dance to it and be whimsical)

~ heaven tonight - hole

~ inbetween days - the cure (i fucking love this song

~ today - the smashing pumpkins

~ lovesong - the cure

~ so real - jeff buckley

yearning/pining?!

~ why cant i be you? - the cure

~ forget her - jeff buckley

~ michelle - sir chloe

~ 8th grade - pencey prep (heavily recommend that whole album)

~ i want the one i cant have - the smiths

~ looking out for you - joy again (pulling out the 2021 songs 🙏)

~ mad as rabbits - p!atd

~ beach bones - more amor, ryan ross (<33 RYAN RODSOKDDODIFUCU)

~ at the library - green day

[bibatbrat]

TMA Season 2

Ooooo spooky 👻

Jon said I am back at work before my doctor said it was ok and I am SO fucking scared

What If There Was A Band That Was So Fucking Bad

ACAB but I fucking love Basira and Daisy. Sue me.

I also love GERTRUDEEEE

It’s so fucking funny that Michael Crew tried to use Boneturner’s Tale to help him, it didn’t work, and then he’s like “oh well i’ll just take it to the library i guess”

The New Door feels very much like Hive and I love it

Gerard saving Andrea Numis from the Lonely by telling her to remember her mother when he’s on vacation right after being acquitted for his mom’s murder…. Gives me feelings

Tim canon bisexual 💙💜💖

Elias being a pothead in college is true character depth and development 10/10

Alexander Scaplehorn (the tax guy) is so fucking funny. Man cares so much about preventing money laundering that he survives the supernatural 🙏

Trevor the vampire killer canonically homophobic 😔

Jon finding out that Martin was lying about his qualifications and being so relieved bc 1) Martin probably did not kill Gertrude and 2) turns out that Martin is not an incompetent idiot, just a dropout

Not going to lie, I think I could’ve hacked it on Daedalus, but that’s just me

But also letting a private company shoot you into space to do isolation experiments is so incredibly dumb and Mr. Chilcott should’ve known better tbh

Agnes Montague saving Ronald Sinclair from Hilltop House via a searing kiss on the cheek… truly who is doing it like her?

We love a workplace intervention

The Buried coffin eats a cop so shoutout to the Buried I guess

Mary Keay and Gertrude have such a fun dynamic and I would kill for just a whole season of the two of them tbh

I think Binary might be my fave episode of this season. The statement itself is delightfully horrible, and the Tim/Jon fight at the end just makes it *chefs kiss* perfect

Jack Barnabas’s statement drives me crazy. Him saying he doesn’t think he has a destiny and Agnes saying, “That must be nice.” Him asking for a kiss and her crying after she gives it to him. Him losing everything after it, even though she dies.

The Book of the Dead is such a good concept.

A Long Way Down makes me sad ☹️ I’m a sucker for brother stories

The Kind Mother is fucked up. The aspect of Lucy having not even gotten along with her mother before NotThem replaced her makes me crazy

Jon is so fucking dumb. He listens to the statement about NotThem getting trapped in the table and is like “obviously I need to destroy this table” 😔

Jon telling Tim and Martin to take the next couple of days off fucks me up, especially after the time he spends listening to Sasha’s voice recordings. He doesn’t want to lose anyone else!!!

Tim and Martin going after him though 🥺

Also, oh my God, Tim and Martin just being silent for a full twenty seconds after the recording of Martin’s poetry gets played… truly awkward enough to make you forget about your friend who is maybe being hunted/killed

John worrying about conserving the tape to record himself being hunted and maybe killed… sir, that’s the Eye at work

Tim and Martin arguing about Tim being a dick and fighting all the time with John and Martin just wanting them to all be one big happy hostage family…. 🥺🥺🥺 they care about each other and I am dying

I fucking love the “taunt you into revealing your position” trope. NotThem telling Jon about how it hurt Sasha when she erased her and him yelling at them to shut up… yes!!!

NotThem about to kill Jon and him just whispering and apologizing over and over and over to Martin, Sasha, and Tim aghhhh

<rdj voice> there was a sewer man

Jurgen Leitner really lived in their basement huh

Leitner being a parallel to the Archivist and Jon being so disgusted w the way he uses and discards his assistants to horrible fates… sure hope that doesn’t come back to bite him in the future lol

“An angry goth” yo that’s my booooooy

Leitner is like, “I diagnose you with Voyuerism” and Jon is like, “This is so scary and I am gay and need to go cry brb”

Leitner talking to the recorder and telling Gertrude that she would’ve liked Jon 🥺

Elias said hello I am here to be evil and we have no choice but to stan

(Alternatively I am really glad I wasn’t on here during the peak bc Elias would’ve gotten sooooo annoying, but now I can enjoy my funny little murder man w no consequences 😈)

He <redacted> that old man 😳

Tim and Martin not seeing anything other than the body and just IMMEDIATELY assuming that Jon clubbed someone to death in his own office… can we get an F in the chat 😔

It’s 👁👄👁 time baby

[katbutluca]

Guys trust me mcr WILL go on a world tour and the black parade WILL die again in mexico