first day in the time loop i suspect nothing
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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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POOR THINGS (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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Hey girls did you know that ummmmm. In my head I do everything right
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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they should make a gun that just makes u pass out for a few hours so i can use it for every minor inconvenience
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im so glad that wanting is illegal
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in a situationship w God
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feel a sense of kinship and solidarity with every woman i see sitting alone in public reading a book
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misha collins after he came out as bisexual
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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good morning did you know by all accounts she almost drowned when she was six in frigid water
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remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again
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if no one’s got me i know the season six tara f slur deleted scene got me
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