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all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????
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may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3
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do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto
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youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday
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… you’re literally one of the owners
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to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!
Tays Trees
HIVE-DR8
Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls
Big Eyes
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hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???
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hate when i crashland in the lava biome
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you mean the nether
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i do not
#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem
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This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!
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sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️
-papa k
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kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account
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we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕
-papa k
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#always love stuff where it shows what social media is like in a fictional universe#anyways i headcanon season 8 had normal people going around and shopping in those shops. its so funny to think about#i’ve seen posts like these before and thought i’d have a go at them!#tbh i don’t think c!hypno would have a tumblr but for the purposes of this. its funny#fake post#unreality#<- i think i tag that for this?#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 8#hermitcraft s8#hhf
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my boyfriend is not any flavour of queer. he says he "wishes he was" because queer people "just seem to understand the world so much" by which i assume he means we by default actually consider society wrt sex and gender, but he is unfortunately both cis and het. he's checked.
he carries around a copy of "the little book of lgbtq" in his backpack at all times in case he needs to look something up.
a good chunk of his youtube history is queer history / queer media / 'what it's like to be x' videos. he thinks all of you with the less famous identities (ie not the L G B or T) are very cool and funky and hopes you have a good day.
he knows he's straight because he has kissed men on several occasions and was not into it sexually. one of those times was a gay dude who promised to buy him drinks all night in exchange for a kiss and my boyfriend is nothing if not a wee whore. one of the others was kissing his gay friend who was depressed about not being able to hook up with anyone, because he is a very sweet wee whore.
he would do it again because he is very neutral on the kiss itself (not into it, but not grossed out by it. it's just a kiss, innit) and because he doesn't want people to be so lonely and sad that they cry in the smoking area of the club.
#i still think he has some gender fuckery going on that he hasnt unearthed yet#he grew up in a very MEN! ARE! MEN! community and is very insecure about his masculinity#he WANTS to be perceived as male but to the extent he frequently laments not being able to wear certain things bc they are 'too feminine'#and thinks women get cooler clothes than men#i mean we do but also you can just wear them it's goth attire its basically gender neutral by default#he started wearing (black) nail polish as a regular thing after we met and is just now branching out to other colours#he gets hit on by gay/bi men a lot which is funny bc he's always like#'i'm so sorry i WISH i was but i simply am not you are very handsome though'
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One-sided radiostatic is exponentially funnier if its actually Alastor who's unrequited. Like, Al fully thought he and Vox had a QPR-poly situation where Vox can go out and fuck other people(because its not like Alastor is going to)but at the end of the day Vox still comes home to him. And then Vox started dating Val and that felt like an emotional betrayal but when he tried to confront Vox on his cheating, Vox was just like "Why are you so fucking jealous?? You're acting like we're dating and I got a mistress. You're my boss who I talk to once every few weeks, why do you care about my personal life so much?" And Alastor does that thing people do when they get embarrassed about misunderstanding a situation and goes "HAHA UR SO RIGHT!!!! WE'RE NOT DATING THAT'D BE CRAZY" and then immediately kicked him out and went crying to Rosie
#alastor: *talks to vox maybe 5 times a month and its almost always about work* is this romance am i dating rn#i think Al is one of those people who can go weeks to months not talking to someone and then see them and its like no time passed for him#meanwhile vox is begging and waiting for just a teeny tiny bit of attention#I think about the nsp lyric 'three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month but not more than four times a month that would be ridiculous'#and Alastor constantly. that song is very him I've decided#alastor just deciding they're in a qpr without once talking to vox and then having the audacity to be upset is so funny to me#alastor keeps hurting his own feelings by being stupid#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#one sided radiostatic#alastor#vox
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oomfs started playing a certain visual novel recently
#WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS YURIFUL *kersploding* I mean huh…#quirinahdraws#monster prom#digital#bramien#brian yu#damien lavey#ARGHHHH ITS SO HARD TO DRAW CHARACTERS INTERACTING ARGHHH…whatever…thinking about these specific designs from the devs’ insta…#they were the first ever route I got and I think it’s funny. Guy who’s always down to throw hands and guy who dngaf#but my other favorite is oz and brian…#WHO SAID THAT#I have my other biases but tag ramble is getting a little off track so I’ll refrain BUT IM SO PUMPED FOR REVERSE#okayyyy ^_^ im going to take a nap now…
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justified series 1 is a hilarious comedy of errors about a beautiful simpleton who must follow one rule: don't shoot people. except every day he's forced into situations where is quite literally compelled to shoot people.
walton goggins is also there.
#justified#walton goggins#the fallout to justified pipeline is one inch short#I feel like I fell asleep and Walton goggins was called Walter and now he's walton#like#what the fuck#I just think this show is so unintentionally funny#that one dude is like please don't fuck that lady#and beautiful simpleton Timothy elephant is like#im gonna fuck her#also there's one scene where Timothy elephant has the Jesus abs and all I could think about is that its always sunny podcast ep#where they're talking about the brad Pitt Jesus abs
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Whatever Man and Whatever Sword
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#lwj gets so fired up about wwx disrespecting his swords name#I suppose its like taking the lord’s name in vain. It being a ‘spiritual sword’ and all#god you knnow that if wwx continued as a cultivator he would have pissed off people for his laisser-faire attitude#maybe it was always in the cards that he was to be ‘twink to be obliterated’ of the century#maybe if he took things seriously he would notice he’s about to be dragged underwater!#of all the scenes I cut/could have done a comic on#the subian name bit in the audio drama was 1) very funny to me and 2) it does have some significance later on#i sure do oscilate wildly between thinking about plot vs thinking about parody#ah well; this one was fun to draw. Hands are still kicking my ass#maybe because i’m drawing them so small? but even in my larger drawing practice im still deep in the wonk zone#poorly drawn hands of mdzs it what they’ll call me
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couldn't help but thought of this meme, with like most of their interactions in punk hazard
#trafalgar law#monkey d. luffy#one piece#lawlu#mine#law's speechless or thinking expression whenever luffy or other strawhat doea something completely unhinged#-or unpredictable is always so funny to me!#i only finished punk hazard but when everyone goes to eat breakfasr and he wants to argue about the plan#but instead yells he doesnt like bread!! and stopping himself short bc oh no! hes one of them now! its precious#and then he seen to be eating the riceballs sanji made for him <3#i love law more and more !!#gif:op other
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<3
#sasuneji#nejisasu#neji hyuga#hyuga neji#sasuke uchiha#uchiha sasuke#sasuke#2023#naruto#my pitch for these two is that there is a lot of shared frustrations and anger so fundamentally they get each other#however (and this is important) they are also like that straight couple thats always arguing#they share 99.99% of their politics but they debate about the 0.01% so much youd think its a world ending disagreement#ive bared my soul in these tags for you to see the light. its funny.#it is important to distinguish the sasuneji arguments from the sasusui arguments sasusui argues because its fun for them#🙂
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its DESTINY
#repostober#day 18 actually on time! wow#undertale#papyrus#danganronpa#dr1#kiyotaka ishimaru#yes. mashing favorite things together again#but it was meant to be#so many similarities between these two goofs#loud eccentric passionate autistic supportive of their friends always wearing the same outfit EASILY the best character in their franchise#HARDWORKING TO THE POINT OF WORKAHOLISM!!!!!!! UPLIFTING OTHERS WITHOUT ERASING OR DIMINISHING THEIR OWN GREATNESS!!!!!!#always eats the same thing (taka - rice balls toast and a banana- papyrus - DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL NOT SPAGHETTI sorry its a pet peeve)#kindhearted and so aggressive about it genuinely believe that anyone can improve themselves and theyre both so silly and quirky all the tim#literally the only differences that i can think of are that taka would throw himself overboard if someone authoritative told him to#before they could even finish their sentence while papyrus is an anarchist arsonist who cusses and his intended jokes are actually funny#' * SIGH * ... WHAT A TROUBLED YOUNG HUMAN ... 'FUCK' ISN'T EVEN IN HIS RARE VOCABULARY ! HOW DOES HE FUNCTION UNDER THESE CONDITIONS ??#he would take taka under his wing and get him back on the straight and narrow (give him weed)#and i feel like after the three day long yell over how a skeleton is walking and talking as if that were normal he'd really look up to him#fav things about this are the way takas shirt hangs off of papyrus' rib cage cus theres nothing there but a spine#that was so fun to draw sdfhg#taka cosplaying papyrus is my gift to humanity today
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Pictures from the 2023 Brazil Post-Race that made me psychologically and physcially and emotionally unwell:
#of course there are more but ive either reblogged or posted most of them#im just....so unwell over everything today#and all of these are beautiful bcs of nando of course but at the same time many are just really genuinely great compositions#god im so glad the trophy is gold bcs the way sun reflects off it is crazy#HE DESERVES ALL THE GOLD!!!!!#and he looks so gorgeous in the sun#(theres smth vett//onso here to be said about the gold and sunshine HUH WHAT SHHHH SHHHHHHH)#the one where its glowing when hes holding it up in the air is sending me. its like smth from indiana jones or smth#if i wasnt dedicated to seb id probably make all my background on ever device from this#its funny tho bcs the majority of my backgrounds rn are from another brazil gp. interlagos is just the best i guess.#aaaaaaahhhh his podiums are always so good like i dont think anyone on this grid has the same energy as him#none of them ever seem as happy and energetic as he is :/ so when he does get on the podium i always intend to make the most out of it!!!!#kissing him squeezing him loving him#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2023 brazilian gp
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silly dogs comp
#hoof draws#replacement ingo au#<- don't even bother to put this in the sbmas tag at this point b/c it's essentially a sitcom i've made only loosely based on canon#neway you know how dogs only understand the tone of your voice. like you call them a dumb baby and they get fucking stoked about it#ingo always does that b/c he thinks its funny and emmet gets SO distraught about it#payback for emmet dumping juice into chandy to piss him off
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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.
literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving
#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye#and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic#like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao#and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao#anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao#and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That#asks
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#nosepass#never been a huge fan of this guy but y'know. iiii've never seen anyone who is. i don'tknow if it's this one or probopass that has the like#compass functionality where they're always facing north for some reason. but i think this thing is like a fucking steel-type which is insane#ok. i was like. wrong about all of that. this one is a ROCK-type#and it is also the one that always faces north. probopass must be where it gains a steel-typing (and i think that's also a retrofit evo?)#(in liiike gen 4?) i dunno y'all pokémon is so fragmented#i looked it up and it said something about people of hisui figuring out that it always faces north and i'm wondering if that wasn't canon#until. legends arceus. but i don't think that's true?? if it actually wasn't until like gen 9 and i remember it as a long-standing fact then#that's. a little bit funny. lemme look up its older pokédex entries#ok no cool we've been saying that since gen 3 awesome. hi it's me from not the future but actually the present. i just edited shiftry's tags#to cut out a lot of the bullshit cleanup that i had in these tags. wow! see you in natdex 300#↑ this is a reference to the uh. tags that i cut out. a reference only i will get………
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no shame to whoever likes this stuff but i always think its insane just how many people like hetalia where theyre sobbing and terrible people and abuse and cheating and crazysauce shit. cuz i love evil stories with darker themes/relationships too dont get me wrong but it feels to me like doing that to hetalia is like doing that to looney tunes. me when woodpecker has irreversably traumatized coyote and [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]. im just sayin guys i think hetalia fandom is in the same ballpark of the south park fandom sometimes
#like hetalia fandom is on the bench cuz it still is the yaoi show and bc of that its way more succeptable to Yaoi Demons#but thats why its so good to me personally cuz its like if looney tunes had for real yaoi#shit is just occuring in hetalia its really funny i love how the the rules operate based on whatever is real is whatever is funniest#shipping yaoi in hetalia is almost akin to shipping yaoi in opm you feel me guys#LIKE SHIPPING YAOI IN 'PIRATES' BY INTERNET HISTORIAN#THE MAIN HOE IS ALWAYS COMEDY ITS ALWAYS SLAPSTICK LOLZ COMEDY#AND THE YAOI IN IT COMPLIMENTS THE COMEDY AND MAKES THE BEST BROMANCE EVER#edit: i think shipping yaoi in opm even is more understandable to get serious and edgy about bc like at least opm is coherent and genuinely#well written#hetalia does not give a fuck. its some japanese family guy shit
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Hey, hey! RnR not requested! (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#DAX#ZEX#Does anyone still use RnR lol#I think I was a little too late for that but in my brief stint on FF.net I did get a couple reviews so *shruggles*#ANYway lol#The topic of VUX poetry came up and it would not leave me alone#But at the same time it is so hard to English-phoneticize VUK ZIX into my preferred poetry method!#So I gave up and went with a playground chant lol#I also wasn't sure which direction it would be read in apart from bottom-up :0#Japanese is top-down right-to-left so maybe it's inverse?? I don't know!#That's what I went with this time anyhow lol#Also making up rules on the spot lol - ''a'' is always contextually inferred by its surroundings#Have I thought about the implications of inferred subject/singular vs. plural phrasing? No! Give me some time tho ♪#Lol#I have also pretty firmly come to the conclusion that -ing sounds just aren't a thing lol#At least not written and not comfortably spoken#You could force the sound but it's exactly what it says on the tin - forced#So the rhyme-scheme is a bit funny haha - that rhyme doesn't translate at all! But it is still fun to write a little ship-poem hehe#ZEX does not approve but it's not his poem is it! Tentacles to yourself! Don't stick your trunk where it's not wanted!#I do love when DAX is silly and lovestruck haha
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hello everyone i made a quick summary of main route ottosuba. hope this helps.
#rezero#otto suwen#natsuki subaru#YES THIS IS YET ANOTHER POST ABOUT HOW OTTO IS A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH SUBARU. people forget this fact sometimes while shipping him with peo#le other than subaru and its like. if he gets involved with other people now THEYRE gonna deal with his subaru obsession too and the image#of this happening is HILARIOUS to me. why must we ignore ottos subaru obsession when we can include it always for comedic effect.#ottosuba at arc 3-5 is mostly like “awww theyre kinda cute and funny together lol” and then ottosuba at arc 7-8 is like.#subaru beating up vincent and fondly thinking of it as pulling an otto while also being sad at the idea of otto dying while otto is going#feral bc “natsuki san i would let your terrorist daughter and 50 million other people die to save you <3 why wont you let me do that."#i. yeah this is an otto blog now im so sorry arc 8 has destroyed all my brain cells#arc 8 spoilers#gotta give props to main route ottosuba for still being insane IN MAIN ROUTE while kind of going under the radar about it
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