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dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont
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if my bitch ass son in law wanted to divorce my daughter so he can marry a french person id let him die too
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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any oncologist after 2004 can’t cook… all they know is bathroom , saw they foot, cheat on wife, be gay , work for jigsaw & lie
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making Loghain speak French counts as a war crime I think
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no little german boy don't go into the rammstein show!
oh mein gott zhis Konzert ist full of Explosionen und Kannibalism und Analsexen oh mein gott
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I’m becoming a Scott Tibbs defender and someone needs to stop me seriously
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tool? nine inch nails? industrial metal? bitch this aint home depot !!!!!
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