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rickythesearenotnewinters · 23 hours ago
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Charles Leclerc is the greatest gaslighter on the grid. He had everyone — fans, the paddock, even the press — convinced he’s this sweet, calm, tragic hero when in reality he’s insane.
The funniest shit right now is watching people slowly realize that Charles Leclerc is just as mad as Max Verstappen — and being shocked about it. Like, babes… there’s a reason Max races Charles differently. He knows.
And no! Ferrari didn't break him! Charles has always had it in him. Y’all he just got a pass. Because he’s beautiful.
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 14 days ago
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those look kinda heavy, do you need me to hold them for you?
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 20 days ago
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2025 rookies are living such different lives, man. like isack is a thriving influencer who is meeting his celebrity crush every weekend. gabi is in an age gap romcom. ollie is experiencing being a younger brother for the first time in his life. kimi is living out a shakesperean tragedy about the pitfalls of being the chosen one.
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 21 days ago
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pecco: i'm on vacation with my dog
bez: i'm at the gym with my dog
marc: i'm on a boat with my huge massive dick
fabio: i'm on a boat with my boyfriend
celestino: i'm a counselor against my will at the Valentino Rossi Summer Camp for Indonesian Riders Who Have Never Done Flat Track Before Sponsored By Pertamina Enduro
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 24 days ago
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Primož finishing the Tour de France 2025 ❤️
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 24 days ago
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everything in sports is about sex. except sex. which is about winning
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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Ah, okay 👍
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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Do you 🫵 want to know about the Yates twins? Well, you can't.
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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I need Lenny to keep the polka dots because if I don't see him on the podium at the end of every stage I will cry he looks so good up there
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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quali so bad bro turned into the lady of sorrows 😭
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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Being a Primož fan in the TdF:
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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McCrossan: "I have Remco's entire set up... But I can't share it with you until after he starts"
I'm calling it now. Remco is gonna ride a disc-wheeled unicycle
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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"Seeing if @.georgerussell63 can guess car engine noises" - july 13, 2025 📷 @.chris_stocks_ / instagram
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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'Really happy to build a really good relationship off the court,' he says—gazing across the court and directly into Jannik's eyes, 'but, also, a great rivalry on the court that makes me improve everyday.'
Carlos Alcarz said that in real life, guys. They are so dear to me.
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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Mock sports rpf all you want but it will get you eventually. It happens to us all at some point
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rickythesearenotnewinters · 1 month ago
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brno 2019 q2, you are potentially the greatest quali session of all time and i say that knowing we got cota 2015 in our backpocket just for good measure.
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