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we already have a group chat feature it’s called the dashboard and u just make a highly specific post and hope that the people it’s aimed at will see it
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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now

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I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus
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when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit
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i just realized the new animal crossing lacking gyroids makes sense because you live on an uninhabited island and the gyroids are literally graves
you cant dig up a grave if no ones died there yet
you know what that means
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I CONTINUE TO BE TITS DEEP IN DEMONOLOGY RESEARCH:
IF YOU ARE A NOBLE THAT RUNS A COUNTY YOU ARE A COUNT OR A COUNTESS
NOW IF YOUR COUNTY IS ON THE BORDERS OF THE REALM YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WAR SO YOULL HAVE SOLDIERS MARCHING THROUGH YOUR COUNTY SO MUCH IT BECOMES A MARCH AKA A MARK AND YOU GET UPGRADED TO BEING A MARQUIS
SIMPLY PUT A MARQUIS IS A COUNT THAT OWNS A BORDER TERRITORY
HELL HAS SEVERAL MARQUIS
WHICH MEANS HELL HAS BORDER TERRITORIES
MY QUESTION IS WHO TF IS INVADING HELL
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Oh my god the stock market crashed and I didn’t even notice cuz I was eating pussy

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people have become so incredibly desensitized to pedophilia online its crazy
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💐🌾“Despair is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more hope filled.” 🌾💐
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maybe if i look at that nice snail plushie ill feel better
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