riddlersdiscordkitten

[riddlersdiscordkitten]

FORGE FITZWILLIAM NS//FW ALPHABET

✎ heretic brainrot has lead me back to this banger movie and it’s worth being the first post on this sideblog. nothing groundbreaking just a bit of fun!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He rolls on his side and passes tf out. Might get you a towel beforehand (doubtful).

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His hands. Being a rogue, he’s quite talented and dexterous with them.

As for partners he’s a thigh enjoyer. I will not elaborate.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loveeees cumming on his partner’s pussy or stomach. Prefers it to any other way.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sofina creeps him out but he’s also kinda into it? He’d never admit to it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s a whore. Straight up harlot. While taking care of Kira he hasn’t been able to get around as much though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl / wrapped missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Will make lighthearted jokes but only at his partner’s expense.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pre-canon lightly trimmed with a visible happy trail. Canon heavily trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not one for romance (he can count on one hand how many long-term relationships he’s had (hint: it’s only been Edgin)).

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pre-canon he had a lot more time, privacy, and opportunity to seek out partners so he’s more prone to jerking off in canon since he has to care for Kira and well, considering his social position..

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Semi-public, risky sex. He fantasizes about exhibitionism/public sex but wouldn’t actually partake in it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom only. However during his adventuring days he was open to really anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His sex drive is his only motivator. Maybe if you’re extra grovely it might get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s probably not much he wouldn’t do but keep in mind his own pleasure is his top priority.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to receive, of course. If he wants to give his own ego a stroke by making you cum on just his tongue then he’ll oblige.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, rough, messy. Loves a vocal partner and to be vocal.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Absolutely. If there’s a time, place, opportunity— he’ll be more than happy to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Without a doubt loves experimenting with positions, toys, etc. Though wouldn’t fuck anything too inhuman (tieflings, elves, etc. are fair game).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One or two depending on the day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Does not own any but has used them on partners.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves to tease. Enjoys being teased in good fun— flirting, glances, touches here and there. That being said, he WILL get angry if you’re taking your time when it’s actually time to do the deed. He thinks it’s totally okay for him to do to you, however.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can be rather loud. Cursing, grunting, and isn’t shy about the ruckus caused by your bed frame hitting the wall while he’s fucking you within an inch of your life.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves praise. Reaaally loves it. But refuses to be vulnerable enough to be taken care of the way he fantasizes about (mommy issues go crazy).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Wears basic trousers. He’s average sized and decently girthy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High but has mellowed out since he’s been preoccupied with so many responsibilities. Jerks off every other night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Within five minutes he’s out like a light.