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Sweet riddle man, wont you tell me a secret?

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he smells like calamine lotion and depression :)

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TW: BLOOD

i just finsihed watching the batman over 50 times, time to insert hallie to that universe :B

I really love this style im going with! Will post prompt asks and stories here today~

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|| INTRO/ABOUT/RULES/BYF ||

Hello! Welcome to my batman sideblog/request blog! I mainly post riddler, scarecrow, and other villains on here.

Youll be seeing nsfw posts, so please no minors following/interacting.

RULES:

♡ no minors: do not send me requests if you are under the age of 18.

♡ no incest/pedophilia/rape/or scat please.

♡ do not spam the same request over and over unless you believe its been deleted!

♡ requests take awhile due to my mental health.

♡ i can do trans male readers and females, please do not send me fetitishes or claim they are one. Trans people are people. I dont mind writing nsfw asks for trans readers, but if its obvious that its a kink of yours (gross), i will delete it.

♡ i will not write porn with minors invovled.

CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR:

♡ Riddler (arkhamverse, BTAS, comics, and dano!riddler)

♡ scarecrow (btas, hqs, and arkhamverse)

(Will update once im comfortable with more)

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I am a trans male writer/artist, and only go by he/him! My name is kurt ♡

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Me when people say theyre happy riddler isnt in gotham knights:

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My horny ass could not work at Arkham Asylum 😂

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You offered so…uh

“don't be shy now, sit on my face.” for comic Riddler 👀

You can ignore this. Don’t mean to be a bother.

"Dont shy now, sit on my face"

Cw: nsfw, face sitting, no minors

Word count: 171

"Dont be shy now, sit on my face."

You were above the great Riddler, panties long gone and sweat building on your forehead from the previous, intense might you add, make out session. He talked about this for a while, even comparing it to feeling like cloud nine. You just seemed.. anxious. Anxious that you might hurt him, crush him, but still. He was adamant on this happening, even if he had to bride and wiggle a way for this to happen. 

You slowly start to ease your knees down, some pops coming out as he gripped your thighs and calves, squeezing them for encouragement.

"Get closer, dear." He stared at you, uncomfortably, before you finally sucked in a breath and closed your legs around him, thighs squished between his head. 

He began to circle his tongue around your clitoris, sucking and nibbling alittle as he basically drank you from the core. Your scent and taste awakening something in him, more animalistic, making you quiver and shake from the pleasure. 

This was going to be a long night ahead of you.

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sexc/suggestive dialogue prompt list

18+/NSFW/MDNI

hey, so i wanna write but ND brain is fucking stuck so maybe this will warm up my brain. feel free to tweak with pronouns and gendered terms and pet/nicknames, etc as you please. if you do use this for a fic or whatever, please link back to this post <3

"good girl—that's a good fucking girl."

"don't you hide that cute face from me. i wanna see all of you."

"you can give me another one, can't you baby? for me, please?"

"have it your way, then. just be prepared for the consequences."

"you can pretend all you want, i can see the fucking mess you're making of yourself."

"did i give you permission to do that?"

"come. sit."

"keep talking shit and i'll show you the other things i can do with that mouth of yours."

"you're so filthy... all this for me? how cute."

"don't be shy now, sit on my face."

"so good for me, you ready for your reward?"

"be a doll and do a spin for me, won’t you? you just look so adorable."

"baby, i could do this all day."

"you look so pretty like this."

"aren't you going to thank me?"

"what's the matter, love? you get nervous when i look at you like this?"

"that's it. that's my girl."

"aw, it hurts? too bad. you're gonna keep taking it until i’m satisfied."

"what pretty noises you're making for me… am i making you feel good?"

"you're gonna have to ask me nicely or you won't get it at all."

"open up."

"i'd hate to do this, but you're giving me no choice."

"shh, you don't want the others to hear, do you?"

"cry all you want… i'm starting to think you're enjoying this."

"you heard me. i told you to take off your clothes."

"you like it when i fuck you like this? yeah you do."

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The memories that I and many others associate with your wonderful performances will forever be cherished, letting you live on in our hearts and memories - thank you for being the Batman of a whole generation, without you... nothing will ever be the same again.

Rest in peace, Kevin Conroy 🖤🤍

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Amazing commission i got from the great finz! This is truly amazing and captures the three being lazy when they can, and riddler, of course, blasting that the game show doesnt show their smartness!

But this is STILL truly amazing! Thank you again 💚💚💚

"As the Gotham night starts to show itself, you could faintly hear the noise of the tv and mr. Nigma's voice echoing in the abandoned home."

Hallie, Edward and Jonathan spending a calm evening together in front of the TV for @riddles-and-diddles! I love when I'm allowed to go batshit crazy with details like this~🥰❤️

Character (c) @riddles-and-diddles Riddler & Scarecrow (c) DC comics Art (c) FinzPhoenix

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Drew the lil green bean from DC Superhero Girls show. Enjoy. :3

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Pet Play

Authors note: I wanted to give yall the good shit needed for my absence, so take this shameless smut I wrote before group lmao, enjoy! Word count: 1,511 Content warnings: NSFW, NO MINORS, pet play, collars, piv, blowjob

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