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this thing has been staring at me for 13 years

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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

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Had enough of bath time thanks

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various apes and lemurs have discovered the alchemical formula required to transmute lead into gold

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

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heh baby , did my blow job technique leave you speechless and unable to stand ? back home we refer to that little strategy as, the Secret of the Mimic

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the angels have come for your gluttony

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why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

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Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

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okay fuckler how would you spell diealog ? dialouag ?

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Computer run the simulation: what if i never ate even 1 candy in my whole life