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What Bella actually finds at the Cullen house in New Moon:

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a lot of newer vampire media has abandoned "can't stand sunlight" as too cheesy or too big of a limitation but it's good it's so good i forgot how good it is. vampirism comes at an immense cost it's both eternal freedom and eternal confinement its unending vigor and beauty are a thin veil over the brittleness of something already dead!!!! fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

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pov Known Twilight Fan watching stranger things 4

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Just a big guy and his scary wife

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The only good thing about the Twilight movies is that everyone is acting like they're trapped in this awful film, except Michael Sheen, who is clearly having an absolute BLAST every second he's onscreen

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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side note I think it’s hilarious that james is supposed to be the world’s ugliest human to the point where even magic vamp venom juice could only take him from hideous to plain and the films interpreted this to mean “we should cast a literal abercrombie model”

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TIS THE SEASON for my school's Health Services to go feral

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I think if the first Twilight movie showed more of Bella’s HAPPIER, playful side along with the heartfelt conversations & build up to the intense romance with Edward, the New Moon depression scene would have been much more impactful.

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jasper & alice || “it must have felt like a tsunami to him.”

“Alice and Jasper’s union had been even less normal. For all the twenty-eight years up to their first meeting, Alice had known she would love Jasper. She’d seen years, decades, centuries, of their future lives together. And Jasper, feeling all her emotions in that long-awaited moment, the purity and certainty and depth of her love, couldn’t help but be overwhelmed. It must have felt like a tsunami to him.” - Midnight Sun

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listen: that part in new moon where alice prefers face the volturi alone with her weak and very human friend than put jasper in danger to save their stupid brother.

you're so right; the beauty of jalice is the WHO'S PROTECTING WHOM of it all

this lying little sneak really woke up and said on god I'm gonna protect the hell out of this lethal mass-murdering war criminal because he's really squishy and sensitive you guys

if she wants to get involved in and possibly slain by edward's melodrama that's her business but by hook or by crook jasper is Not Allowed to get himself killed in the fallout of Shitty Vampire Romeo and Juliet

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Alice: When i was small-

Jasper *laughing*:

Jasper: ..was ?

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Alice & Jasper lmao

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