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After recently becoming a vegetarian, Cori has found herself in a bit of a pickle. It used to be easy for her to find a decent lunch spot in downtown billings, but now that she’s investigating the menus a little deeper, she’s discovering there’s meat in almost all of her favorite foods.
Things are looking up when Cori catches sight of a vegan hot dog stand, but her enthusiasm also prompts a terrible car crash that sends her rushing to the hospital. Fortunately, one of these plant-based sausages is the best doctor in Billings… and she knows exactly what Cori’s body needs.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient hot dog action and living plant-based sausage love.
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please enjoy new tingler THIS LESBIAN HOT DOG GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A DOCTOR ALSO SHE IS VEGAN out now here or on true buckaroo tier patreon
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Here’s an invaluable writing resource for you.
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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit
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"She's dressed like a Lord of the Ring." -- Aabria Iyengar, 2025
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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
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Well, the good news is that I'm too old for the draft
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If I find out we are going to World War 3 via Supernatural post I might end it
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Linda Hamilton >>> Chris Hemsworth
Watch the new episode only on Dropout
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