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You know, I might be a killer, but at least i will admit it’s murder.

Such a shame others won’t~

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I wonder what people would do if I hosted something small.

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I forgot to send out valentines.

I should do that.

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Oh look the mun is inching closer to mistress, is mun remembered though?

Yes. Yes you are. What do you plan to do this time, good sir?

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You should talk to Jevil! They seem like a fun person to talk to.

Is that who Cosmic was talking about before? He seems strong. Perhaps I should meet him.

I wonder if he would make a good ally.

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I mean if it got her to help me?

((Sometimes I think about the Prism and Mistress crackship. I figure this is the only way it’d possibly work.

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Curious how you mistake a jester for me. Since when have I looked or acted anything like that character? When was I ever actually trapped in a prison?

More importantly, what even made you think that was me?

“ 🅲🅷🅰🅾🆂 🅲🅷🅰🅾🆂 🅲🅷🅰🅾🆂 ”

“why is ringmaster  here? i thought we had enough of them at the fair and the haunted castle.”

“Don’t you mean, Ring Mistress?”

“er… yeah same dif now.  anyhow, i’m done with circuses for a while.”

“Mood.”

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All dolls banned for a few bad apples, hm? For posing a threat to people? Sounds quite familiar~

If only I could remember where

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“Hey everyone! My Haunted Castle is now open for you to come and have fun! The chefs have cooked up some tasty food and the DJs are spinning some sick beats! Once everyone gets here, we’ll tell spooky stories around the bonfire- so make sure you bring a story or are really creative! The haunted house section will be open tonight too! There’s some really neat things in it, like animatronics that react when you go by and actors to scare you! This party will have things you’ve never seen at an RP event before!” //I guarantee it, because I programmed it. We’ve got server unique RP statuses, interactive NPC bots, and a full blown haunted house that when tested took 2.5 hours to get through due to all the flavor text and content programmed into each of its twenty rooms- not counting the hidden ones. If you haven’t joined yet just reblog this post and use the link https://discordapp.com/invite/rr5HGNZ

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“Hey everyone! My Haunted Castle is now open for you to come and have fun! The chefs have cooked up some tasty food and the DJs are spinning some sick beats! Once everyone gets here, we’ll tell spooky stories around the bonfire- so make sure you bring a story or are really creative! The haunted house section will be open tonight too! There’s some really neat things in it, like animatronics that react when you go by and actors to scare you! This party will have things you’ve never seen at an RP event before!” //I guarantee it, because I programmed it. We’ve got server unique RP statuses, interactive NPC bots, and a full blown haunted house that when tested took 2.5 hours to get through due to all the flavor text and content programmed into each of its twenty rooms- not counting the hidden ones. If you haven’t joined yet just reblog this post and use the link https://discordapp.com/invite/rr5HGNZ

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Last call for Haunted Castle Auditions!

I’m about to close auditions for the haunted castle as I need to program the rooms into the bot/server. If you want to be an actor or helper in the event please reblog your submission within the next 24 hours of this post!

Also, if you or your friends joined the event I’m not sending out server invites as the server link is in the original post.

For some reason people are reblogging the post but not joining, so I wanted to be clear that the invite is in the post original post.

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The masked lady merely glared; she wouldn’t buy something like that for even an instant. To think anyone would help a murderer sickened Divine greatly.

What she heard next made her feel even more ill. “And what do you expect me to do with such information?” she asked, “What is your purpose in coming here? To torment me? To force me to remember that horrid day? To remind me of your very existence? Why are you here?”

She thought for a moment, still grinning. Mistress even nodded a few times as she did so. Then she glanced up. “Yeah, pretty much.” Looking at Divine, she added, “Your reactions are enough to warrant me coming just to bother you with my presence, hon.

“Although I would expect you to be happy that I’ll be leaving this world to kill what you would deem monsters. It means I’ll have no need to return and take from people you consider worthy to keep alive.”

Like the parts of the fair you saw?

Within an instant, the knight’s eyes had changed to a deep, crimson red as she turned about and saw none other than the ring master, himself.“I thought I told you never to come here again,” Divine quietly growled.

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This time, she laughed openly. “Oh please. Even I wouldn’t abuse an ally like that. He’s merely helping me steal some souls.” Then, Mistress set a hand on her hip.

Inspecting one glove, she added, “I’d think you would be glad to know they’re monsters, my dear. Monsters that once had families and were originally made to defeat beasts of the Void, but monsters nonetheless.”

Like the parts of the fair you saw?

Within an instant, the knight’s eyes had changed to a deep, crimson red as she turned about and saw none other than the ring master, himself.“I thought I told you never to come here again,” Divine quietly growled.

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She chuckled to herself. “Do you think I’d listen to the likes of you? Mortal, and so biased?” Another laugh, covering her face with one hand.

Then she swiped that hand as if dismissing something. “But you needn’t worry about me coming along much more. Someone much kinder has decided to aid me.”

Like the parts of the fair you saw?

Within an instant, the knight’s eyes had changed to a deep, crimson red as she turned about and saw none other than the ring master, himself.“I thought I told you never to come here again,” Divine quietly growled.

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Were did I leave my hat?

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You know this fair was really fun! I got to eat stickers and Kayn gave me a Kiss. You should host another some time! (Jerald)

I’ve thought about it. But I suppose I’d need to host it elsewhere.

Wouldn’t want anyone to spoil the surprise.