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This is so me🤣

Aragorn: I think Y/N was right. Legolas: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Gimli: They wouldn't do that. Y/N: You're right, Gimli. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Y/N: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Y/N Told You So' on the back*

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😭this is so beautiful and sad at the same time

hey so i love this line,

“Gondor! Gondor, between the Mountains and the Sea!”

- The Two Towers, Book Three, Chapter II: "The Riders of Rohan"

because of course, Gondor is the kingdom aragorn rules, where he belongs. but we forget that the Mountains are where gimli belongs, and the Sea is where legolas belongs. aragorn is always with his two friends no matter what, they are inseparable even after the war.

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Hey I have a theory.

What if melkor only wears his helmet-crown thing

This one

(Credits go to the creators of these pictures, they are flipping beautiful btw)

Because he has pointy ears like the elves. And elven ears are fucking sensitive, he is a valar, so his are even more sensitive.

(It makes sense in my head, cause he was there first and stuff)

So he wears that thing to hide or make sure that he has one less weakness.

And no one can overpower him in battle or any other time.

Do you understand what I mean, anyways just wanted to get this off my mind sooo ... bye 👋👋👋

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I just love him soo much

i just think about this man a lot

and how he’s so gentle and tender and caring and how he loves with his whole heart but also how he doesn’t hesitate to make tough decisions or go into battle or cut heads off orcs and light nazgul on fire. like that’s my man.

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We all know celebrimbor is tall as heck.

Sooo can I pleeeaaaase be a bit shorter than Mirdania, just in the right hight that when he cuddles me or presses me to himself (cause you know he is a giant cuddlebear😉) that my face is squished into his chest.

Just a little fluffy fantasy of mine that got me suuuper exited.

And much fun with the pictures in your head of our favourite elven smith cuddling the hell out of you.

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Hey I got u

I seem to have gone from "I only paint women" to "I only paint middle aged men"

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WHY DID I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT WEAPON FOR SAM!?

Btw love you Sam you did nothing wrong ever

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Am I the only one that reads aragorns mornin' in a deep sleepy voice, no?

Fine then I'll just sit in this corner over there trying not to faint of ❤❤❤💗💗💥

I'm new in the fandom but it's them isn't it ?

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He is mine 🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤

best lotr/hobbit character for you? (ik no one asked😢but for me it’s boromir)

Best?? Oh don't make me choose!! 😭 I love them all - but if I had to choose one it'd have to be... ARAGORN MY HUSBAND!!

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This could have been my idea

i’m a woman who doesn’t need no man until i see the footage of aragorn pushing open the doors at helms deep

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Behold, the pinnacle example of masculinity in media:

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🤣🤣🤣

The Lion, the Witch and the Audacity of this Bitch

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I can REALLY see him doing this🤣

(He is soo sweet!!!)🥰

Head canon Things Celebrimbors smithing assistants have seen him do after he told them ‘Fëanor’s hammer is a very important family heirloom and elvish artifact and it should be treated with care’

Absent mindedly stir his tea with it when writing a scroll

Accidentally drop it into his breakfast

Juggle it and toss it in the air without looking

Throwing it at them shouting ‘catch!’ and laughing

They find it in random places around the city

Using it to crack open a nut that all other nutcrackers have failed to open

Using it to keep the forge door open

Threatening mosquitoes with it

Lean his chin against it when stuck in deep thought

Chewing on it when stuck in deeper thought

Talking to it

Using it as a shoe horn

Placing seeds on it to feed the birds or forge mouse

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Oh please mairon change your place with me. I desperatly want to sit on Melkors lap in this moment, oh valar please!!!

After a long day in the forge...

Mairon: "Melkor…there's something at your lap getting hard….😳" Melkor: "….- I'm just very excited to see you, my precious 😏🔥!"

Melkor and Mairon just can't keep their hands by themselves as soon as they are alone.. and it becomes 🔥very fast! Good old Almaren times…

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I absolutely love this man

In case anyone wonders the only man occupying my heart these days is this man.

Fictional men are better than real ones and Aragorn is the most perfect fictional man; personification of healthy masculinity. And look at that face… 🫠

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I just want to say that i reeeeeally want to be mairon here!

Aulë: I still can't believe that you took away my most skilled craftsman. How can Mairon even stand being with you after all these ages?

Melkor: Oh, that's easy. Every day I tell Mairon: "I love that you get cold when it's 1000 degrees in the volcano. I love that it takes you a week and a half to order a host of orcs. I love that you get a burning red eye above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell the blood you spilled on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to about everything I envy before I go to sleep at night."

Aulë: No kidding??

Melkor: Yeah. And then he kisses me just to make me shut the fuck up.

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Aww what a cuty patuty

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash