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john gaius’s proven inability to die kind of makes me hope that alecto the ninth has a running gag in which he is killed once a chapter every chapter in increasingly more lunatic and unlikely ways. like a looney tunes episode or a very good timeloop movie. damn fucker just keeps coming back. time to try the ol hanging anvil

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*looking in the mirror* who the fuck is that

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it's my blog and i'll have an incohesive and inconsistent personality if i want to

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Please god let me beat the shit out of someone

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i want to learn everything that is unknown to me type post

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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"masc shortage" yeah masc shortage in my BED

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if i delete my tumblr will you miss me

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People keep saying “don’t be diabolical, be anthropological” and I’m just so confused. What is that supposed to mean? No really what the fuck do you mean?

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I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

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I got places to be

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always make sure if you’re bleeding out that you leave a handprint of your blood smeared on the wall for future adventurers to find as they uncover the mystery of your untimely demise

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Low res study

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we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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that one greentext about the poster's grandpa independently reinventing internet trolling and calling it "yanking their chain" is gerson