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piccolo and goku's reunion at the beginning of dbz is so funny. Like. the last time they saw each other, they fought to the death, goku showed piccolo the first kindness he'd ever experienced in his life (healing him when he could've killed him and been done with it, even if that meant that kami died too), and then piccolo fucked off for five years. didn't do a damn thing after he'd went on and on about being king piccolo's reincarnation and taking over the world and whatever. and THEN.

the REUNION. and goku's first reaction is immediately "oh and what the fuck do YOU want" which is funny as hell considering he was apparently always telling gohan about how piccolo (jr) really wasn't all that bad:

but y'know. Gotta Be Cautious and all that. but immediately afterwards their back-and-forth is actually funny as hell:

because they talk like i'd imagine normal rivals would instead of mortal fucking enemies. and goku's behavior makes sense because he's GOKU and because, again, he was already telling gohan allllll about how he didn't think piccolo was all bad anymore, but piccolo? mr. "cracking a smile as he tells goku how nauseous the thought of teaming up with him is"???? he has ZERO excuses. and then during the actual fight with raditz they start bitching at each other like they're longtime friends who someone dipped in divorce sauce which is HYSTERICAL to me:

"you always were a lazy one" LIKE WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUTTTTTT if you go over the entire chain of events from goku starting his revenge quest against piccolo daimao to goku and piccolo jr facing off against each other at the world tournament there is nothing in goku's actions that imply laziness. quite the opposite, actually!!! the ONLY thing goku did that piccolo could maybe consider lazy would be. not tracking piccolo down and killing him (read: leaving a loose end alone instead of tying it up). that's It. where is he getting the "lazy" from. where is he getting "you always were..." from. They're not FRIENDS.

and then of course. The Plan.

piccolo: haha yeah i made this technique to kill you

goku: but it's helping me instead!!! love that!!! hahaha!!!

piccolo: yeah haha it really is funny isn't it

raditz: Can These Two Crazy Motherfuckers Stop Giggling With Each Other And Come Fight Me Already

and finally. This.

piccolo: HELL YEAH I GET TO KILL GOKU ALONGSIDE HIS FUCKASS BROTHER WIN-WIN

also piccolo: (...and then he'll get brought back with the dragon balls so it'll all be fine. Just so i can fight him for real of course)

the whole thing is just so funny. like i said, goku's demeanor is understandable because he's goku but piccolo???? goku gave him one senzu bean and he went from "KILL KILL MURDER KILL" to "ahhhh yeah son goku. that guy who i'm totally going to kill one of these days. really looking forward to that haha >:)". and then immediately after that he gets smacked upside the head with gohan

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d20 heads, where do you rank "on a bus"?

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are we even trying to make posts anymore

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I think they'll be fine saying that.

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Kitchen Knightmares

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme

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This is for all you ladies out there.

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rick perry you've done it again

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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

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Sacabambaspis.