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rip-naruto · 6 years
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The number ‘14233221’ describes itself; It has one four , two threes , three twos and two ones.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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just came back to say,
Fuck greasymoto
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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sometimes when I think about naruto my brain goes
what if young naruto meets his older version. like I wish I could draw this but
YN: you’re married?! Did you marry Sakura-chan? Tell me you married her! Are you the Hokage? What’s up with the hair? Why do you have bandages?”
ON: Yes, I’m the seventh Hokage. This haircut is mature. I can’t tell you about the bandages and no I didn’t marry Sakura-chan, she married Sasuke and I married Hinata. We have two children, a boy named Boruto, and a girl named Himawari.
YN: Whaddya mean I didn’t marry Sakura-chan? Why did you marry Hinata? You don’t look happy even though you’re Hokage! Where are my friends?
ON: It may seem like I gave into peer pressure, and Neji, unfortunately, had to die in order for Hinata and I to get together, 
YN:  …… 
ON: then we had to fight some alien being from the moon and I think Hinata was supposed to be a goddess-like being and I have no idea what happened to her now because she just sits at home 
and knits or sews or she visits Neji’s grave with Himawari, but apparently she really loved me and she used to get bullied or something because she had the Byakugan and she made me a scarf and she got mad at me wearing a scarf my mom made, 
YN:  …… 
ON: and everyone was encouraging me to marry her and even Sakura-chan told me to marry her, and she and I don’t seem happy, and I sleep on the couch in my own home or at least when I am home, 
I honestly stopped talking to everyone except for Shikamaru and Sasuke when he’s home, and I’m sure my kids hate me-
YN:  ….. I’m gonna ignore that pathetic sack of lies that spewed from your lips just now.
YN: Peer pressure? You gave into peer pressure? Since when have you been such a punk? I didn’t raise you to be this way!
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Someone: So… do you still hate the ending of Naruto?
Me: Yes, I do
Someone: After all this time?
Me: …
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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What did we do wrong getting this ending? Do we were so hated? What did we do wrong that kishi hate us so much
Absolutely nothing, Anon. There is two reasons for this ending : 
1) Kishi’s morals are fucked up. He believes Konoha is right and treated it as such in the series.
2) Money. He wanted to make money so he paired up everyone to spawn a new generation. If you look carefully he’s himself the biggest anti NH/SS.
I understand what you feel, Anon. The ending was a shock to me too but we can’t really change it, nor is it our fault. The author is sexist, greedy and believes in fascism. His writing skills are bad, and because of this we got this trash as the ending of a series we followed for most of our lives.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Saw this cringe worthy post
Don’t read this is if your SS I tagged it Anti SasuSaku.
“OMG OKAY SO SASUKE SHINDEN IS GETTING AN ADAPTATION, THE SS MOMENT COMES OUT TOMORROW, KLANCE WEEK ALSO STARTS TOMORROW AND ZUTARA WEEK IS ALSO IN AUGUST. IM HAVING A GREAT TIME RN.”
Help me out, should I.. ?
Print this and wipe my ass with it?
Claw my eyes our with a rusty pitchfork?
Give myself amnesia and forget this horrendous post?..
God I can’t decide …
WHY IS IT GETTING AN ADAPTATION??! Like it wasn’t bad enough. I hate Sasuke but I don’t hate him this much, this man needs to be Saved from the SasuSaku Fandom. For fucks sake look what they did the Sakura! Ugh!!! Thank the Ship Lord that Sakura’s salvation was inthe NaruSaku Logic Fandom, my and Naruto’s waifu is in safe hands in the NS Fandom. I only can wish the same for the SasuKarin Fandom to expand ten-fold to save poor Sasuke. This adaptation I can only hope is more how Naruto helped him find the path he got lost from or actually make sense with the manga before 698, instead of some ooc retcon bull shit. FUUUUCCCCK
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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I don't which is worse
The SS fandom or the NH fandom. You know what, I’ll just say they’re both just as bad as eachother.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Someone speaks there mind completely
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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My finger slipped! 
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Thoughts on Sasuke? Personal Opinion: Sasuke: That emo-dumbass, thinks the world revolves around him, thinks he can do anything and is so full of himself. I despise Kishi for making Sasuke so powerful and giving Naruto just a Rasengan and Sage mode and Kyubi-mode. Naruto knows no ninjutsu or genjutsu at all while Sasuke is the pro, is this really Naruto Manga or Sasuke Manga?
Sasuke, unlike Assruto is actually much better executed character. Unfortunately they both had potential to be better executed but Kishitmoto was too stuck in his ass between delusion and nepotism 
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Search "Sasuke's feelings are truly connected to Sakura" on google and click the reddit post and look at the image
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Posted the image to make it easier for some people. Let this be known.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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At least Ichihime had a better chance to blossom than NaruHina.
This. I can’t express this enough. 
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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Why are most of the Hokage men? I thought after Tsunade we'd have more female leaders but it's only more Konohamaru, Bolt bullshit. Naruto is so sexist.
Actually, the nepotism is more obvious than the sexism. Hashirama, Tobirama, Tsunade and Naruto are all senju/uzumaki. Sarutobi, Tsunade, Minato, Kakashi, Naruto are all students of previous hokage, basically you have to be either blood related to the previous hokages or have a sensei-student relationship to have a chance at the position. Rock Lee would never be Hokage, neither the right clan nor the right sensei.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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So uh, you do know Naruto has never blushed towards Hinata right?
No, well uh now you know.
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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R.I.P Gaara, Who Ever Took Your Place Is Not The Gaara We Love
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Who ever draw this needs to get pointers off Kishimoto, he has in one foul swoop destroyed his good looks, made his eyes smaller to the point they have lost their shape, and the hair, oh don’t get me started on the hair, R.I.P Gaara because who ever took your place has not got your personality either but by gosh it is not you.
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Look at Kishimoto’s drawing for Gaiden, Gaara has a few nice points to his hair at the front of his face and his eyes are more bigger, this is the canon Gaara which is still recognisable as the the Gaara we all know and love, and when i look at this Gaara, it sometimes make me believe that chapter 700 was drawn by someone else too
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rip-naruto · 8 years
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got into naruto a month ago, came out 3 weeks later pissed as fuck., and i didnt even finish reading the whole manga. Enough said.
Omg I’m so sorry for the time you lost my man. Can I ask at what part did you gave up? 😂😂 
For me it was somewhere after Itachi and Sasuke fight, or something, it’s hard to remember because I was like 16 or something lol.  And for a while I was aware of the basic stuff because I saw the mess in deviantart. Like Hinata’s confession and Sakura’s fake confession and I was like wow Kishi is really running out of ideas, good thing I left. I did saw the rest of the stuff later so that I could complain what a mess it is LOL.
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i’m trash
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