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wtf-kiwi:

ideal

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I'm terrified of how bad you thought it would be if it exceeded expectations.

Surprsingly enough, this place is not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

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It's no different from anything in here. I don't know why you're so surprised.

This old jukebox only has the shittiest songs, doesn't it?

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Interesting.

That is because I am a doctor.

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You're far too groomed to be a patient here.

Hello.

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I don't bother as it's only one of the things keeping me here. Most people here have a whole cocktail of issues and illnesses so even if they're magically "cured" of one you've still got more to go.

And I'm not offended, just tired.

I didn’t mean to offend you. Just tell them it’s a phase or whatever we say, and they’ll let you out, I’m sure.

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Well don't tell the doctors that or else you'll get another big fat diagnosis.

I don't really give a shit one way or another, but it's annoying because it's just another thing keeping me here.

I — I’m sorry for asking. You aren’t dirty for liking men, I like women and men… I’m not dirty. I’m sorry.

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Taylor don't you think I'm aware of this by now? I've been around for two decades if I hadn't noticed I'd be the most oblivious fucker on the planet.

But I really do think you're adorable and I'm going to remind you because it's very amusing.

You’re so full of shit. Do you even know what you’re saying right now? Is your mouth just on autopilot? 

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And we were doing so well.

If you must know I'm here because as much as I like women I'm also a dirty little faggot who then tried and failed to off himself.

I suppose. So what the hell are you doing here anyways? You seem sane enough to me.

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Well that's certainly one way to look at it.

How interesting. 

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You're supposed to swoon and thank me for reassuring you because if I hadn't you would certainly be lost, a little daisy in a world of something vulgar and inappropriate.

I… Okay. Uh. Thanks? What am I supposed to say to that?

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Well actors are just professional liars, and I've certainly profited from my abilities so, yes.

You’re an actor?

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Well of course I did, because I am an excellent actor.

I told you that you were a liar, see? Although you did have me going for a while, darlin’.

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It's very cute. I know I'm an ass, and I'm being genuine here. Cute's a good thing. A lot of girls like cute. Lot of guys too. Don't worry your pretty little head over it.

It’s not cute. You’re just an ass. Just shut up.

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I know I'm right. I didn't actually blow them for smokes, but I would if I had to.

I suppose you’re right. Actually, I know you’re right, the guards are attractive. I’d probably blow one for smokes too, I’ll give you the benefit of that.

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Who's to say I didn't? You? There are some guards here that are fairly attractive, Ella. Surely you've noticed.

I know a liar when I see one, River. I do.

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Of course I knew, sweetheart.

I'm sorry I don't mean to laugh it's just kind of cute is all.

Shut up, you knew what I meant.