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i'm 22 now ☺

How old are you? ( Don't answer if you don't wanna)

i am 21 :)

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we're making jack'o'lanters

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i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby

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i miss the real gun emoji so much

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I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

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>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

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>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

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her tits are out of this world i call 'em areola 51

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would you lez out with me in the saw trap

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The way the activity tab cuts the end off replies with ellipsis is the funniest thing in the world sometimes

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does anyone know if we have hope and joy tomorrow? not sure if i should wear a big smile or maybe just a little smirk

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while you were all poisoning your minds with fandom drama i was busy jerking off face down in my bed