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modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny

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need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

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And the two ArtFight Revenges that I managed to squeeze in for a couple of mutuals on bluesky (Gaallo and Arylena!) :D

I had been hoping to spend the last few days of July doing more revenges but I had a stupid painkiller-immune headache for two whole days and was not up to drawing =.=; I didn't manage to do quite as many as last year's 21(!), but my July was kind of A Lot All At Once this year. Still, I had fun! ^^

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the beauty of the world is that there are people out there having basically indistiguishable gender and sexuality experiences and one has several microlabels and an army of pride flags, one says "idk i guess im nonbinary or something" and the other is comfortably cis with a little flexibility. and all of them are correct because your identity is whatever you make of it.

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Fun little commish for a friend, her Night Elf OC with a tiny moth bebe c:

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midnights is literally so good you guys don’t get it

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Any other disabled people think its fucked up that its up to ablebodied people as to what “reasonable accommodation” is

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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i would never "roast" someone for being a "bottom". instead I would pulitely put my penis inside them

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new atheists deride religion as “primitive superstition” but when you hear their take on what religion is it’s clear they have the shallowest concept of it

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Polyamory life hack

Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue.

With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

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I'm attempting to tidy my office this morning (my SIL is coming to stay and look after Holly Mop while we're gone, which is incredible, beyond amazing. Crying tears of gratitude.) and while I'm pretty sure she'd be chill with the metric shit ton of pagan paraphernalia everywhere, the same cannot be said for my MIL who passes comment on my "Halloween decor" being up year round so now I'm doing the equivalent of "we can't let people know we SIT" but with like, ritual knives lol