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The chokehold that cartoons for children have on me rn

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Potato piece

reblog and add?

angel potato

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sometimes you just need to be distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international licence

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Got my mum to play DND with me. This beautiful interaction was born.

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Come on. He's still gerry

gerry’s happy in this universe does this mean he put down the box dye

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hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $500 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

           

I need $87 to reach out my goal..

DONATE AND SHARE.

I hope you are well, and I hope somebody with money sees this.

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My friend snapped their knee, jumping off a comic con stage in full Crowley cosplay, to prove they weren't uncoordinated. I think about it a lot

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THE FINAL BILL.

THE FINAL BILL.

you have killed me

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

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Found a direct tma reference in the wild

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I'm stealing this for when people ask how I am. Jonbot you have done it again

How you doin', Penny?

PENNY: I’m, uh, a parasite. A Twisting, an ectoplasm.

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This just reads as social commentary on capitalism and consumerism

A cartoon for New Scientist.

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"and I love you, random citizen"

Hello you're cool and make good content ok bye have a good day 👍

thank you random citizen,, you have a good day too

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May I print these and put them on my sketchbooks

He is part of a collection:

I made these tma stickers for discord, kind of forgot I never posted them here

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*cracks knuckles* what a fucking nerd

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

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What is the opposite of The Piss? There's always an opposite

statement givers in the magnus archives are like "I used to have a piss kink. but then i got almost killed by The Piss Man and now I don't like piss anymore" and Jon dies a little more inside every time he has to cope with the fact that he just said that shit out loud in his own voice

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@swaglesswatcher hehe got your name

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Excuse me Hilltop what-

Was it made on Hilltop road?

Did the biology kids turn into bees?

Has Jude Perry taken up beekeeping?