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rjmac211 Ā· 10 months ago
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Maggie, Sam, Alex and Jess having a secret meeting
Maggie: okay clearly Lena and Kara are dating and just not telling us
Sam: Lena wouldn’t be so pouty if she was getting laid
Alex: And Kara is terrible at keeping secrets
Jess: But we all agree clearly they are more then friends but do THEY know they are more then friends?
Sam: Lena does not
Maggie: Baby Danvers is hopeless I mean Luthor acts like a gay mess and she still don’t know Luthor likes her
Alex: they are the reason I have such a drinking problem around them
Sam: Agreed you can’t stay sober to process their gayness
Jess: So who’s betting money on when they get their shit together?
Sam and Maggie get their wallets out
Alex: I’m not going to enjoy these next few months am I
Maggie: They need to be pushed to win babe
Alex: That’s what I’m afraid of
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rjmac211 Ā· 10 months ago
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Kara and Lena at L-Corp
Kara: So what do you want for dinner
Lena *mumbles*: you
Kara: what type of food
Lena: I want you for dinner
Kara: I’m not a food Lena
Lena: Full course meal I’d pay millions to eat
Kara: So pizza?
Jess throws the doors open
Jess: Will you two just fuck already I want to win the bet and I’m sick of have to witness the disaster that is your love lifeļæ¼
Jess storms back out
Kara: Waif you like be back?
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rjmac211 Ā· 11 months ago
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Alex: You need to tell Lena you love her
Kara: As a friend totally as a friend
Alex: She filled your office with flowers
Kara: Like a friend
Alex: You were her personal body guard
Kara: As a friend
Alex: You two have so much sexual tension I could cut it with a chainsaw
Kara: Don’t all friends
Alex: Okay whatever this is *points as Kara* needs to stop
Kara: We are just friends Alex
Alex: How are you more of a gay disaster then I was
Kara: I’m am not
Alex: Right
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rjmac211 Ā· 11 months ago
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Alex and Kara locked in a jail cell
Officer: I’ve called your wife she’ll be here in 15 minutes
Kara: What who’s wife
Kara: WHO’S WIFE?!
Alex: If it’s Lena we are dead if it’s Kelly we’d be worse then dead
Kara: I’m pretty sure she’d make kryptonite and stab me with it
Alex: We are dead either way
Kara: What if they have called Lena AND Kelly they’d plot to kill us together
Alex: Can we just escape
Kara: No cause then they’ll kill us but first yell at us for using my powers
Officer coughs
Officer: Just pay the $200 and go I don’t want to have to witness a murder to much paperwork
Alex: Thank you so much
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rjmac211 Ā· 11 months ago
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Sam and Lena having a girls night
Lena: I just can’t help it Sam she is just so ugh I don’t know whether I want to kiss her fuck her or slap her
Sam: why not do all three
Lena: What?
Sam: Kiss her then fuck her and while your fucking her slap her ass
Lena: what?!
Sam: I know if she didn’t have the hots for you I’d slap that
Lena: I’m talking about Supergirl
Sam: Supergirl Kara same same
Lena: How do you know
Sam: Not hard really what about you
Lena: Our first lunch date she flew on a bus
Sam: How does everyone not know
Lena: Beats me
Sam: Now back to your problem my final suggestion do all threeļæ¼
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rjmac211 Ā· 11 months ago
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Lena gets kidnapped and put in a cell
Lex: once Supergirl gets here I can kill two birds with one stone
Lena: do you never learn Lex
Lex: she will fall to broken over your mutilated body she won’t see her killing blow
Suddenly holding out for a hero starts playing in the background ļæ¼
Lex: What?
Lena: So that’s why she wanted that speaker
Kara burst threw the roof
Lena: Oh your fucked Lex
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rjmac211 Ā· 11 months ago
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Lillian gives Lena a kryptonite knife
Lillian: kill her Lena
Lena walks slowly up to Kara and watches the green creep up her neck
Lena: you betrayed me
Kara: I know
Lena: you treated me like a fool
Kara: I know Lena and if killing me brings you peace I except my fate
Lena presses the knife against Kara’s chest and Kara cups her face
Kara: I love you
Lena starts to cry
Lena: NO
Lena throws the knife away and wraps her arms around Kara
Lena: I’m sorry I can’t I love you Kara
Kara: It okay I love you too Lena I always have
Lena and Kara kisses while Alex arrests Lillian
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Kara’s phone starts ringing
Nia: Hey Kara someone’s calling you
Kara: Who’s calling
Nia: I didn’t know you called your Dad Daddy
Alex spits out her drink and Kara rushed over and grabbed her phone
Kara: Hey I’m Lena not a good time
Lena: Okay darling just wanted to know if you were still up for date night
Kara: Yes I’ll be there at 7
Kara hangs up
Alex: I don’t want to know
Kara: Good I don’t have to talk about it
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Super friends Halloween party
Maggie : Where are Little Luthor and Baby Danvers
Sam: Last I checked Lena was still working saying I’ll just be done soon
Ruby: She wasn’t even dressed
Alex: Kara last time I saw her she was dying her hair saying this had to be perfect
Winn: what are their costumes?
Alex: I don’t know but Kara said to come as your favourite couple or character
There was a knock on the door and Lena walked in dressed as Maria Hill
Lena: Please do not say anything I tried to talk her out of it
Kara: I think you look great Commander Hill
Everyone’s heads snapped to Kara who was wearing a Natasha Romanoff costume
Alex: I’d love to say I’m surprised but I really am not
Kara: They deserved all the screen time
Ruby: Agreed
Sam: My adorable nerds and my best friend who keeps getting involved in the geek life
Lena: Sex is worth it
Maggie: Which is why I’m dressed as Rosa from B99
Kara: So where’s the food?
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Drinks night with Sam, Alex and Kara
Sam: Okay fuck marry kill
Alex: Not this game
Sam: Shut it let’s just play Kara you’re up
Kara: Fuck Lena Marry Lena Kill anyone that tries to stop us
Alex looks at Kara in shock while Sam smirks
Sam: I mean Lena’s answer wasn’t much different
Kara: Lena wants to Marry me?
Sam: You are both helpless
Kara stares at Sam
Sam: She’s still at work
Kara flies out the window
Alex: What about drinks night?
Sam: We can drink if you want but I have a lot more fun activities we can do together *winks*
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Sam, Alex and Lena are having a drink while Supergirl is on patrol
Sam: Alex honestly your sister is the most oblivious person I’ve ever known
Alex: Yep
Sam: I mean what does Lena have to do kiss her
Lena: I would definitely like to do that
Alex: She’s just slow she is an alien remember
Sam: A clueless alien
Lena: A sexy clueless alien
Alex: Lena
Sam: No she’s right Kara is hot
Alex: She’s like a puppy
Lena: A puppy I want to come home to so help
Sam: You filled her office with flowers and constantly go on dates and she doesn’t know how you feel
Alex: Okay yeah Sam’s right I think it’s confessing time or at least kiss her
Lena: Okay leave before she gets back I have a plan
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Maggie and Lena having a drinks night while the Danvers sisters have their movie night
Maggie: Have you ever done it in the suit
Lena: I wear a lot of suits be specific
Maggie: no as in the other suit
Lena: You mean Kara’s?
Maggie: Yes
Lena: Yes a lot it is quite hot to have the most powerful being on Earth kneeling for you
Maggie: You know in different situations
Lena: What can I say sometimes my Luthor Genes shine through but I am sad about one thing
Maggie: what’s that
Lena: It’s much harder now that I made her pants harder access
Maggie: Pants suck
Maggie and Lena laugh and clink there beers together
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Lucy Lane has comes to visit Kara and Alex
Maggie: Little Luthor you aren’t very subtle
Lena continuing to glare at Lucy
Lena: She’s touching what is mine
Maggie: She was the same with Alex
Lena: I don’t care about Alex I care that a Lane of all people is basically hanging off my Kara’s arm
Maggie: Okay yeah Supers and Lanes are known for that
Alex: Doesn’t help that Kara said she would dated her
Lena: WHAT!!
Maggie: Really not helping babe
Lena: Do you think next time a hitman comes after me I could hire them
Maggie: you do realise you just as a federal agent and a police officer that right
Lena: At this point I don’t care
Alex: Kara!
Kara rushed over
Kara: Yes is something wrong
Lena: Yes come with me we need to talk
Lena and Kara walk away
Maggie: My bet she’s going to fine a way to mark her
Lucy: I second that
Alex: Thank you again Lucy
Lucy: Anything to get the gays together
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Alex and Kara having breakfast
Alex: There way a big thunder storm last night
Kara: I know
Alex: Where were you I was ready to explain to Maggie at any second my Kryptonian sister is going to come knocking any time soon
Kara: Your window was locked so I went somewhere else
Alex: Shit I’m sorry I completely forgot I locked it
Kara: It’s fine
Alex: Where did you go?
Kara: Home and Lena came over with Chinese so I was fine
Alex: Lena?
Kara: She’s good to cuddle with
Alex: She knows?
Kara: She’s a genius of course she knows
Alex sighing: I hate paperwork
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Kara is floating while talking to Alex and Maggie
Maggie: What’s gotten you so happy Little Danvers?
Kara: Nothing I’m just happy
Alex: You’re feet haven’t touched the ground this whole time
Kara: I’m just happy to have my powers back
Maggie: Yeah how did you get them back so quickly
Kara: I don’t know get I just felt a rush of adrenaline
Alex: What were you doing
Kara: I was running from a spider
Maggie: Didn’t know Lena changed her name
Alex: How did Lena-
Kara: Don’t think about it
Maggie grins: Little Danvers go some
Alex & Kara: Shut up Maggie
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Alex drinking her coffee at Maggie apartment
Maggie: When are you going to tell Kara we are dating
Alex: It just never seems like the right time and she’s always with Lena
Maggie: Yes because you are always with me
Alex: That’s different
Maggie: You do know Little Danvers is dating Little Luthor right
Alex spits out her coffee and glares at Maggie
Alex: Kara is straight
Maggie: And Lena is just her best friend
Alex: Exactly
Maggie: Babe I was being sarcastic
Alex: She would have told me
Maggie: Yeah like you’ve told her
Alex with wide eyes: Shit
Maggie: go take your sister out for breakfast and talk to each other
Alex gets dressed
Maggie: The Danvers sisters will be the death of me
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rjmac211 Ā· 1 year ago
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Alex and Lena working in the lab
Lena: Alex
Alex: Yeah
Lena: When you were sharing a room with Kara did she ever while she was sleep did she ever
Lena & Alex: start fly in her sleep
Alex: Yeah she does that
Lena: It’s kind of cute
Alex: Wait I thought Kara only had one bed in her place
Lena: oh she does
Alex: Then…
Lena: It’s not that big a deal you and Maggie sleep together all the time
Alex: We’re in a relationship
Lena: Exactly
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