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🧸 ok, ok, wait! i remember reading this fic many moons ago and it's lovely to go back to classics as such!

thanks, @ggukkiereads for bringing this back! this is the result of me screaming "IM GONNA LINE UP AT THE MARRY YOONGI QUEUE" after the latest Run! episode, lol 😅

now... first of all, where is this IKEA branch? The last time someone tried to sleepover at my local IKEA, they ended up in jail, not (devoured by) in the arms of an adorable (🤤) employee!

secondly... i am just feeling fluffy and soft as hell. and of course, feeling spicy too. reading this again made my night, so thanks again, 🌹! #GgukkieLoyalty 🤣

lastly... i need an Oppland bed with Yoongi included in the flatpack, hahaha. 😜

Breakfast in Bed

➭ “Min Yoongi, a grumpy Ikea employee, is wondering who you are and why exactly you’re sleeping in the display bed at his Ikea.”

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: ikea employee!au, smut, fluff, semi crack/humour

wordcount: 12k

❀ 2 / 8 of my oneshot requests ❀

**Warnings: Breathplay & cumplay. Heavy usage of Ikea puns. OT7 are in this as very AU Ikea!employee versions of themselves. Also, this fic is definitely not an accurate depiction of what working at Ikea is like. I’m sure irl they work very hard and don’t have wild sex on the beds.

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taehyung’s reaction when jungkook told him not to dance like a frog just because he looks like he’s wearing a frog costume lmaooo

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CEO!Yoongi assembles furniture and tests its durability 😬

i think i may need an architect!bts, handyman!bts, or just a domesticdilf!bts series after this run ep lol 😩 someone make it happen pls hi @ggukkieland 😂

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your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

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i think i may need an architect!bts, handyman!bts, or just a domesticdilf!bts series after this run ep lol 😩 someone make it happen pls hi @ggukkieland 😂

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namgi being smart is so sexy of them……

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the short hair gives him the extra daddy quality

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[in Hobi’s voice] kore nani kore nani kore nani kore nani neko~

+ the furious kitten // cr. MyHappyJin, gram_for_, taemyangel7

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black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel....sweet as love. you are all that's in my mind. (cr. glitcyoongi)

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why would you do this

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look at HIM 🥺

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