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[minyo129]

240129 kibum insta story update with Minho & Kany

“Why are you guys being like this at a dinner gathering”

[pempempemto]

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[galaxywarp]

I broke my stupid dab rig a few months ago. In an apartment full of carpet it landed on my PlayStation and broke. And then I got the wrong sized banger for my bong. And then my nectar collector broke. So basically I’ve had this wax for a long ass time with nothing to really smoke it with lmfao

So I’m just sprinkling it in with my flower rn and I think it’s working. At least mostly

[sleepingbeauty21]

Satine: I don’t do relationships. Obi-Wan: *exists* Satine: Shit.

[shalpilot]

yeah robot x scientist yuri, for you. shes doing the tat like a fucking dot matrix printer btw

[secondary-colorentimy]

how it feels to be a tumblr user secondary-colorentimy follower right now

[watcher0033]

Lmfao I love how Five is just about ready to die of stress or brain aneurysm to desperately gain important information only to get it piece by little piece.

Meanwhile, Klaus could basically do anything and plot secrets get handed to him in golden bloodied platter and he'd be like "Huh". And then put it in his mental pocket like a random collectible.

[02zhoonie]

i need him to .

[thexianzhoujade]

you’re in her dms, i’m in her boop notifications. we are not the same

[legobiwan]

Another crossover SM:RPG and SPM idea...

For "reasons" (insert wild hand waving gesture by the author), the Mario gang (which includes Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Mallow, and Geno) have to team up with Bleck's minions to defeat a bigger, badder Big Bad pre-events of SPM. Think about this group of disasters interacting. It would be gold.

Mimi initially tries to hit on Geno. Geno is oblivious to what is happening until Bowser spells it out for him. Geno is appalled.

Mallow takes an immediate liking to O'Chunks and follows him around everywhere, basically adopting O'Chunks as another extended family member.

Bowser and Nastasia sit around the fire comparing notes as to how to run a bureaucracy of minions. Nastasia almost enjoys Bowser's company until he challenges O'Chunks to a best-of-100 arm wrestling competition, perhaps under the influence of the mysterious Chucklehuck grog Dimentio has conjured from...somewhere.

Speaking of Dimentio...Geno despises Dimentio on sight and basically has to be held back by Mario every time they are within 5 feet of each other. Geno senses something deeply wrong with Dimentio's magic and basically embodies the Steve Carrell "I'll kill you" meme whenever they make unsupervised eye contact.

Dimentio, of course, finds this all wildly amusing. He also is trying to figure out Geno's deal and how he can use his powers to his advantage. He can't talk to Geno directly, nor are Mario, Peach, or Bowser seemingly open to his advances, but he can try and wheedle information from the green one - Luigi, who is trying his very best to stay away from the creepy jester.

Poor Luigi is just trying to keep a low profile. He's patient with Mallow, listening to all of his stories, engaging in some games when Mallow asks. He gets sucked into refereeing the arm-wrestling matches between O'Chunks and Bowser, which ends with both men bodily threatening him whenever he makes a call against them, which in turn gets Mario riled up. This is annoying to Luigi, as all he really wants to do is curl up against a tree and read.

But even that doesn't bring him peace, as whenever he peeks over a page to see what's happening, he catches either Geno or Dimentio just staring at him, Geno's large eyes a disturbing blank, Dimentio's features crinkling with something too close to appetite, his head tilted in curiosity.

At one point, Mario gets fed up with the Bleck gang and draws a line in the dirt, delineating his side and their side. Not five minutes later, Mallow crosses over to ask Mimi to show off her spider powers again.

The first time Mimi shows off her spider powers, Geno is fascinated. Do all corporeal beings have this ability, he asks Mario, a sliver of excitement in his voice.

At some point, Geno and Nastasia have a long, private conversation. No one knows what is said, but Nastasia comes out looking shaken.

Peach and Mimi exchange fashion tips, which fascinate Mallow. He figures as a newly-donned prince, he should learn more about these types of things. Peach and Mimi are happy to oblige, especially Peach, who can give advice to Mallow about being a royal.

Peach is also the only other person to notice the way both Geno and Dimentio are examining Luigi. When she brings it up with Mario, he threatens to stuff Dimentio's hat down his throat. While Peach can't disagree with that sentiment, when she asks why Geno is also scrutinizing his brother, Mario is at a loss for an answer and shuts down the conversation.

After a hard battle, the gang gets a little tipsy on Dimentio's mystery grog. Peach ends up challenging both Bowser and O'Chunks to arm wrestling, much to their delight. Mallow and Mimi give each other makeovers. Mario and Nastasia both deem themselves the designated drivers, at it were, of their respective parties and share an awkward, stilted conversation about their pasts.

Luigi, whose stress levels are stratospheric due to the constant pseudo-stalking of Geno and Dimentio, drinks one grog too many, announces he's going to build a machine from whatever scrap he can find, pointing at Dimentio and Geno, ordering them to help him gather metal and bits. When Geno points out Luigi has no tools, Luigi just scoffs, saying he doesn't need tools.

Mario rolls his eyes at the whole scene - he's seen his brother like this before and he tells a flabbergasted Bowser to just let him get it out of his system. When Bowser exclaims he didn't know Luigi could be so bossy, Mario huffs out a laugh, saying Bowser has no idea just how demanding his little brother can be when he's in that kind of mood. Mallow pipes up that he'd like to have a little brother, too.

Later, Luigi is putting the finishing touches on some MacGuyvered piece of machinery, mumbling something about it needing electricity. Dimentio purrs that this would be difficult without a tempest arriving like a set springed snakes let loose from an unremarkable cylinder. Geno frowns at the tortured comparison, saying he'd be willing to help but Luigi just cuts him off, conjuring a bit of electricity in his palm, which sets the machine working.

Geno and Dimentio stare at each other, the machine, and then Luigi, in kind. Do that again, Dimentio sings, lip curling into a calculating smile. Geno stands abruptly, swinging his cape to the side, but all Luigi does is slur the words, "Not right now, bro," and passes out on the ground.

[marcobodtlives]

I saw so much fanart with Marco having an eyepatch before I got too far into s1 so I was watching it like:

Me: this must be where he gets his eyepatch!

Me: oh he’s not -

Me: oh he’s not getting up…

Me: haha… when - when’s he gonna get his eyepatch

Me:

Me: when - when’s the eyepatch… when does he come back to life and get an eyepatch guys?

Me: guys?

[team-avia]

hello again! got curious and I don't think anyone has ever asked, but does the cast have official heights?

we did actually! BUT WE FINALLY TALKED IT OVER AND CHANGED IT SO HERES THE NEW OFFICIAL HEIGHTS:

angie 5'3"

donna 5'7"

alcina, bela and dani 6'0"

cass 5'11"

miranda 5'6"

you're welcome donna lovers, she's now 5'7 🙏

finch

[micromime]

The Lunar Loser

[strawberrystepmom]

im sorry if satoru is currently spam calling you and texting you with tearful emojis let him know that ill be home soon

[lyss-butterscotch]

What would happen if the iterator puppets were caught out during the rain?

They don't die but the force of the rain will push them down, if they were in the middle of a clearing theyd be pinned down unable to get up, if they were underwater they cant surface without being forced back under. Rain also disrupts wireless connections, so they cant even jump back to their chamber puppet.

And based on my hc on how cycles work, theyd be unable to move for days.

[mazelcore]

I must let you go.