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you’re reading thirst tweets. bobby is being held hostage by the US military while they run unethical experiments on his rat diseased body. and you’re reading thirst tweets on buzzfeed.

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really enjoy buck (tallest leggiest guy around) standing watchfully over athena's shoulder. she is so small. and yet she is infinitely more intimidating. it is take-your-husband's-adult-son-to-work day. they are causing Problems for anyone who tries to tell them what to do. excellent dynamic 10/10

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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Everybody knows that the two worst US states are New Jersey and Florida. Gotham City is in New Jersey because it is the worst city ever and therefore should be in the worst state. But imagine if Gotham was in Florida (no specific region of florida. just florida)

What I think would happen if Gotham was in Florida

Bruce HATES hurricane season. He’s busy trying to save people he doesnt have time to stop people from shooting at the storm. Jason, however, loves it.

It’s a common conspiracy theory that the Joker is actually Ron DeSantis

Everybody lowkey loves Mr Freeze. It’s 104 degrees out Batman please stop punching the hawaiian ice guy

Mad Hatter took over the Teacup Ride at Disney World for about twenty minutes before getting attacked by several impatient kids and quite a few adults. Batman stepped in before they out him a coma

Everyone thinks that Gotham is the sunshine state’s emo child who keeps insisting that it’s “not a phase, mom!!” (so far it actually has not been a phase)

Killer Croc keeps getting in turf wars with the gators. Croc isnt even a crocodile he’s a man with a skin condition who think it’s embarrassing to lose to literal alligators 3 times in a row.

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Still thinking on the gentleman thief Jason idea, so I was inspired to make a fake comic cover for this what if scenario.

Look it that lil scamp smilin', so cute!

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Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want.

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I just read a lovely though angsty fic featuring Feemor being the supportive older brother to Obi-Wan 😌🥰, and then I vaguely remembered that you have drawn Feemor before? Or do I mix you up with another skilled artist? In case you would feel inspired, I would love to see Feemor and Obi-Wan in your style ☺️.

I love me some excuse to draw Feemor, thank you Juli!

This is Knight Xanatos, Master Feemor and junior Padawan Obi-Wan.

This got ahead of me though. Let’s say this is from the same AU as this.

Feemor generally being a healthy and kind and patience older padawan brother got Xanatos back, and together they are perfectly suitable to make Obi-Wan forget he’s sad about something Qui-Gon did or didn’t do. In fact by the time they were finished, Obi-Wan was completely fine and just wanted not to be between their bickering. Unfortunately both Feemor and Xanatos (though he wouldn’t admit it) like when their oops-padawan baby brother comes around. Thus, he couldn’t escape.

(Maybe he kinda like them too though, and Xanatos wasn’t so scary after all)

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I actually almost made this an animation, but there wasn’t time. Instead, imagine Obi-Wan’s eyes flicker between them as they speak, and he looks progressively less sad and more done.

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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

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Trust him, he is a doctor!

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My favorite genre of image is plushies getting grabbed by hawks

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season 4 spoilers 🤗

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Shout out to lost days Jason- he gets his mind back and immediately goes to kill bruce.

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dc writing modern jaybin be like “this homeless child is ontologically evil but worry not billionaire saint Batman will deign to attempt to train the criminality and devilishness out of him”

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The Swordmaker and his Meteorite Child.