roadcurators
roadcurators
Gay War Crimes
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roadcurators · 1 year ago
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Even if you arent an HTF (/neg) oc anymore, you've still been a pain in my ass for one slutty, slutty year.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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what is the maxim size capacity for san's tits?
"I don't fucking know!" -Ghosty 2K23
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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i'm also gonna miss "milk him" and "milk him visually"
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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do you have any pet name ideas for sam?
Sugar Tits is one of my go-to pet names for him. Snowballs works wonderfully as a pet name too.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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i want jack hopps to lay down on me and crush me with all his weight
You and me both.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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ngl i was scared for a minute when i clicked home and tumblr said that theres nothing here. (i'm assuming you made the switch from horny sam thoughts to general horny rkz thoughts cus of the doogood asks. i will miss general squirts tho)
General Squirts had a good run. Alas, the writing was on the wall. That being said, Sam is a part of RKZ, so it remains somewhat loyal to its roots.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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does doogood have tits too?
At the beginning? No. There are no tits to speak of. But by the end? You bet he does!
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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sometimes i kinda miss when sam used to have a sexy eyepatch
You can always ask him to put one on while roleplaying.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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you know the "ah yes me, my partner, and my partners 3rd partner/silly object" meme? i imagine that would be ghosty, you, and your sam body pillow
I doubt this is the meme you were talking about, but this timeless classic came to mind:
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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i realized that sam's tits would literally grow back cus of his death curse
They sure would!
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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you know, even tho u said that flat sam wouldn't be the best blanket cus hes not that fluffy. i feel like if u were to also use a flat doogood with a flat sam, it would make for a better sleeping experience.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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if theres ever a ghostypeppers merch store i hope it will have a sam body pillow
Someday, I will convince him to make one. Even if it burns a hole in my wallet.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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i wish i can sleep with sam
You 🤝 Me
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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ultimate shipping AU where sam dates and marries Funky, Jamey, Doogood, Phil (while Doogood is married with Damra and jamey, same thing goes for phil) and literally anyone else sam is parried with that i forgor (theres this scott vs the world the game ending that sums this up)
So basically, an AU where he gets all the bitches? I can get behind that.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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You heard it from the man himself.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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what if ghosty tries to cut off sam's boobs again?
It's fruitless. His tits always grow back.
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roadcurators · 2 years ago
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sam and doogood but they get flattened into pancakes. they can be beloved buffoons together :3
You know I'll cherish it.
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