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Even if you arent an HTF (/neg) oc anymore, you've still been a pain in my ass for one slutty, slutty year.

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what is the maxim size capacity for san's tits?

"I don't fucking know!" -Ghosty 2K23

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i'm also gonna miss "milk him" and "milk him visually"

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do you have any pet name ideas for sam?

Sugar Tits is one of my go-to pet names for him. Snowballs works wonderfully as a pet name too.

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i want jack hopps to lay down on me and crush me with all his weight

You and me both.

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ngl i was scared for a minute when i clicked home and tumblr said that theres nothing here. (i'm assuming you made the switch from horny sam thoughts to general horny rkz thoughts cus of the doogood asks. i will miss general squirts tho)

General Squirts had a good run. Alas, the writing was on the wall. That being said, Sam is a part of RKZ, so it remains somewhat loyal to its roots.

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does doogood have tits too?

At the beginning? No. There are no tits to speak of. But by the end? You bet he does!

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sometimes i kinda miss when sam used to have a sexy eyepatch

You can always ask him to put one on while roleplaying.

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you know the "ah yes me, my partner, and my partners 3rd partner/silly object" meme? i imagine that would be ghosty, you, and your sam body pillow

I doubt this is the meme you were talking about, but this timeless classic came to mind:

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i realized that sam's tits would literally grow back cus of his death curse

They sure would!

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you know, even tho u said that flat sam wouldn't be the best blanket cus hes not that fluffy. i feel like if u were to also use a flat doogood with a flat sam, it would make for a better sleeping experience.

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if theres ever a ghostypeppers merch store i hope it will have a sam body pillow

Someday, I will convince him to make one. Even if it burns a hole in my wallet.

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i wish i can sleep with sam

You 🤝 Me

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ultimate shipping AU where sam dates and marries Funky, Jamey, Doogood, Phil (while Doogood is married with Damra and jamey, same thing goes for phil) and literally anyone else sam is parried with that i forgor (theres this scott vs the world the game ending that sums this up)

So basically, an AU where he gets all the bitches? I can get behind that.

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You heard it from the man himself.

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what if ghosty tries to cut off sam's boobs again?

It's fruitless. His tits always grow back.

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sam and doogood but they get flattened into pancakes. they can be beloved buffoons together :3

You know I'll cherish it.