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@exclamaniaunsolved

Excuse me! Have you seen Mothman recently?

Nope, no sign of any moth people!

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There's a calendar on your wall that definitely wasn't there before. Written on today's date is a reminder about "advanced homosexuality practice" this afternoon. There's no indication of where the calendar came from, where these lessons might be, or even what the difference is between regular and advanced homosexuality. Some of the words are in Forage's handwriting, while the rest are in Magic's.

Hmmmm. I certainly don't remember writing this... but alright!

Oh Magic, darling!

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“More Two than ever BefTwo!”

Name: Status-Updates-Two

Preferred names: Status Two, Version Two, Two

Gender: the number two. Also male

Pronouns: he/him

Class: Exclamation Point

Profession: 2 [INSUFFICENT DATA]

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

History:

While Statalus was in control, he prepared clones of himself in the unlikely event he was defeated. When he exploded, he was right in next to his clones, destroying all but one: Status Two. Unfortunately, Status Two was incredibly broken. And still is. The Updates Zone fell into complete chaos, and until a sentry was sold a copy of Status 1 someone inexplicably had, Status Two could do nothing to fix it. With a little help from V! to help find Status' chosen champion, they were able to bring back Status. And Statalus.

Observations:

His speech is incredibly gibberish, with only a semblance of words, though he does become more coherent temporarily whenever he says the word "Two". He is incredibly obsessed with the number two.

He is missing two fingers, but he doesn’t care, at all. Because two. He has a yellow badge with the number two on it. His face has an exclamation point as well as a two, though sometimes it's only the two.

He's a little smarter than you'd initially think, not that you'd get to see it outside of him saying "2". Displays of his competence are extremely rare.

Miscellaneous Info:

*To differentiate from Status 1, when they both speak in the same post, Two will speak in blue.*

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Nefarious: JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA. I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME. I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.

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(Shrine Maiden looks a little disconcerted for a moment, but shrugs it off. This is far from the weirdest thing she's seen.)

This is the Shrine of the Fallen, little one. It's a memorial of the war against Statalus.

a sudden wind. something is now floating near your shrine. it is not malicious, although it's single eye displays no emotion

say something? y/n

-@exclamation-point-and-click

Hello? I don't think I've seen you around before. Welcome to the shrine!

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a sudden wind. something is now floating near your shrine. it is not malicious, although it's single eye displays no emotion

say something? y/n

-@exclamation-point-and-click

Hello? I don't think I've seen you around before. Welcome to the shrine!

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Play a Funny Trick on God.

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A poll suggestion: cats with Legos, yes or no?

I’m not giving them legos. Cats are terrifying & I don’t want them to have WEAPONS.

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Can I knit Shrine a tiny coat

She would appreciate it! Though a coat might be tricky to wear since she doesn't have arms... Maybe a shawl?

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Shrine Located: Bee Shrine!

This dense, colorful bed of wildflowers contains several beehives painted in cheery colors. It's usually bustling with little fuzzy friends!

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Also the sound of @character-profiles eating - (gets vaudeville hooked)

For science- this emoji have a noise or no?

🚦

The 3, 2, 1, go! sound from Mario Kart

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[Vance lays under the Demonic Airplane, glaring at Draealis]

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((Shrine Maiden would come try and rescue him, but she's approximately two inches tall, so she probably can't lift the plane.))

Advancement Made: "Have A Nice Death"- Harness a Ghost to file your Taxes

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Me, anon, X OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR OENIS CHRIS

Well damn

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Advancement Made: "Have A Nice Death"- Harness a Ghost to file your Taxes

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((ooc: I like to imagine that Vance is calmly explaining this while still stuck under Drae's demonic airplane))

Advancement Made: "Have A Nice Death"- Harness a Ghost to file your Taxes