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"First, we must create a VESSEL."
"The CAGE, with human SOUL and parts!"
"Copies are monochrome, but you colored each of us in with care."
"Why don't you photocopy a Kris to play with us?"
"Between your fingers, a faint gray crease glittered stubbornly. You can never wash it all away."
"No one can choose who they are in this world."
"Who do you think taught you how to laugh? How to cry?"
"...When did you start being yourself?"
To be loved is to be changed in form.
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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy


Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her
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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties
Yall won't forget this part right?
Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???
(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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LIVE FROM HOTLAND!
Mettaton EX art doll
more under cut
he is 20 inches tall!
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loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

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#Deltarune#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#utdr#ant tenna deltarune#tenna deltarune#deltarune tenna#spamton#spamton g spamton
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I should be writing essays but instead im doing lackluster memes. anyways chapter 3 good ending where spamton gets to teach tenna about emails
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depicted above; “Mr. Tobias Fucks” rips me violently from art block for the upteenth time in my life
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all i can think of with all the cat mike stuff going around is this little fucking prick
#the judge#off game#off mortis ghost#the judge off#off the judge#judge off#off judge#deltarune#deltarune mike#utdr#undertale
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nobody gets hellboy. a true hellboy movie has yet to be made. everybody wants him to be a brooding pop cultural antihero soooo bad but hes NOT. he is a brooding 50 year old dad who gets pissed and has to decompress by drinking a six pack in the shed with his "projects". we're talking about a guy who quotes herman melville from memory, unprompted. he's literally a classic lit nerd. there is more of roman military history fan about him than of epic punisher comic book man. grandpas love him. hes not a badass. he is someone who does badass things but hes also a total fucking dork. he may have a "yeah yeah just point me at the thing i need to beat up" attitude in the field but he 100% does all his research ahead of time. hes literally an expert. and he carries a ton of different little charms and things around with him to be prepared for any occasion. he is a NERD. a GEEK. but he got drawn with a gun a couple times so hes epic mckillman now
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