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one of my formative experiences with sex ed was having sexual desire explained to my class by a catholic nun who was very clearly working on a purely theoretical model. she explained with like increasing mania that women and men are very different because men are "like microwaves" and women "are like crock pots" and the more confused the class (age 13) became the more frantic sister patrick stephen became until she was accidentally making the point that men and women are too much like different appliances to have sex with each other at all. we all felt quite guilty as this was the year twilight came out so we'd all just gotten horny for the first time. so we felt bad for her if anything

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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“Ok that’s enough”

(via)

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head

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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry

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Male presenting the same way the shitty medieval manuscript animals represent the creatures they are. It is easy to assume it looks like shit due to a lack of skill, but in truth looking like shit is a deliberate stylistic choice.

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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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Being raised irreligious within a broadly Christian culture, I know what angels are but don't have any strong feelings towards them. To me, an Angel is just a Birdgirl with delusions of divinity

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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝