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The look on her face when she realizes

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

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how did I end up so tired and so gay

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anonymously send me a song to listen to.

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(Source)

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Maybe we’re not so divided after all. Happy World Emoji Day.

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Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

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The Floral Art Of Studio Ghibli

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Uptown girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin

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me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

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THEYRE SO FUNNY FHDODHSKDHDJFH

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you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

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Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways