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HER

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goalie fight!

kec vs nit, del, 17.12.2023

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𝗨𝗦𝗔 𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗢 𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘

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The Czechs are bronze!

4 goals in 50 seconds - a new record.

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[240105 USA VS. SWE] a terrific individual effort from ryan leonard (wsh) ends with a goal to make it 5-2 for the americans, and he blows a kiss to the crowd after ending swedish hopes for a late comeback

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FIN vs GER @ IIHF World Juniors 2023 | 27.12.2023

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FOREHEAD GOALIE KISS

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the beautiful game

also matthew, brady and grammy tkachuk

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these jokes will N E V E R get old

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SUI v SVK | 18.05.23

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“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

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I beg of you to tell me what the fuck a dick trick is, I don't follow hockey much but it's been on my mind since I saw the post 🤣

I'm posting this in public because I want the world to know.

So, a hat trick is when a player scores 3 goals in the same game, right? Well, in 2013, Tomas Hertl scored 4 goals in the same game and some people were saying he was showing off and that that was unsportsmanlike, etc. So his teammate, Joe Thornton, said the following:

"Shut up, have you ever played the game? I'd have my cock out if I scored four goals. I'd have my cock out, stroking it."

And thus the term "dick trick" was coined for when players score 4 goals in a single game.

To this day, no player has actually showed the world his dick after scoring four goals, as far as I know.

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It's the 2023 NHL PLAYOFFS! The most magical time of the year! Many storylines are at play, but the biggest, of course: Will the Leafs *FINALLY* make it out of the first round? Time will tell!

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I have to say, I very much enjoy whoever makes the Seattle music references for NHL dot Com's headlines: