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the ski trip!!!!

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jaylad 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

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Normalize an Alfred Pennyworth who is absolutely dogshit at his job. This freshly legal little slut moved to the Big Smoke to pursue his dreams of acting then did military service then immigrated to fucking new jersey probably bc it was cheaper than new york. then he got a job as a valet or housekeeping staff or some shit at the mansion of Most Rich and Killable Couple On The Eastern Seaboard and you KNOW his slutty ass slept his way to the top. pennywaynes truther martha and thomas were swingers and i'll DIE on that hill. so they are obsessed him and he's blowing out backs while the rest of the house staff talk mad shit in the kitchen and then Alfred's sugar mommy and daddy get fucking SHOT and have named him the GUARDIAN of their CHILD and he has to shape the fuck up. BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB. this cunt aint got experience running a household, he's british and can't cook for shit, landscaping cleaning bills property management HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. and this is too much. so he fires the entire staff. and then single parents what will become the most emotionally fucked up human being on the face of the planet.

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To be a true batman fan you must simultaneously believe that batman is a middle aged man loser with mental issues, an eldritch monstrosity who is human in all the long suffering torturous wrong ways, and an cunt-serving diva with a face card so lethal it's a partial reason for inter-galaxy peace.

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the line “you were a lot easier to look up to when you weren’t around” still goes so hard 14ish years later. if damian and bruce’s fraught relationship has but one fan it is me.

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Batman #465 (1991)

Everything about this sequence of panels fucking kills me.

In that first panel there's just the slightest bit of space between Tim's shoulder and Bruce's thumb, giving the impression that Bruce isn't actually touching him and is just hover-handing it.

Bruce: Tim I'm going to head out for a sec, will you be okay?

Tim, on his first official patrol as Robin: Yeah chill I'm not going to fucking DIE. Wait.

LIVE BRUCE REACTION.

FULL ASS OUT EXIT.

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i want every jason ship to lose . i don't think he should be in a relationship with anyone ever

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robins being drawn with an eight pack always makes me laugh man like champ you're 11 why are you built like hulk hogan

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we have to remember that dicks first experience with being a big brother was with jason. while he was an angsty barely-adult who was in the height of his rebellious phase with bruce and who probably never thought about having younger siblings before. just as dick was jason’s first experience with having a sibling, jason was the same for dick. they were also the only two robins to work with bruce before jason’s death, meaning before bruce had to deal with failing to save his own child from a brutal murder at the hands of the joker; an experience that 100% changed his way of handling kids and probably the whole batfamily dynamic in general. jason and dick are the only batkids to remember the lighter era of batman and robin, as well as being each other’s firsts for having sibling dynamics introduced into their lives.

their relationship is so fucking special to me because it can easily be so angsty- dick watching the mantle he created as a way to connect with his dead parents being passed onto some new ‘brother’ just because he’d decided his and bruce’s partnership wasn’t what he wanted anymore. being forced into the role of older sibling without any kind of warning whatsoever and probably not being overly supportive of the kid in response. then that kid dies, and he never gets the chance to be better for them. even after the kid comes back, everything is so fucking DIFFERENT now. new siblings, new issues, new emotions, and a shit ton of trauma never having been looked at or dealt with. the heartache that dick might feel every time he sees the resurrected jason todd, mourning the era that was left behind and wishing he’d appreciated it while it was there. and on jason’s side of it all, being brought into this new world of money and magic with no previous experience whatsoever. being absolutely in love with the robin mantle, and yet his predecessor won’t even give him the time of day, too busy screaming at bruce and storming off to another city to get away from it all. having such a strained relationship with his first ever sibling and genuinely not having any way to make it better because none of their situation is jason’s fault. and then dying. coming back. and not only does he have to deal with the fact that in his absence the family expanded so widely and things within the bat world have become so much more fucking complicated- on top of all that, he has to watch as dick becomes the model big brother to all the kids that came after him. hanging out, giving advice, being there for them in every way that he WASN’T for jason. and jason has to deal with the fact that he probably just wasn’t worth while as a younger sibling to dick back then. not like these new ones. and even if they could reconnect now, heal and get better and actually try to be the brothers they weren’t before; jason ruined it by coming out of the grave guns first and making everything so much fucking worse. he took a fractured relationship and smashed it on the floor because he was blinded with rage towards bruce- the same fucking rage that dick had held back then, that had probably led to the fracturing in the first place.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND. their bond could be so fucking SPECIAL. they were the only two batkids to live with pre-ethiopia bruce as their guardian- as their dad. they probably share so many little inside jokes- gimmicks that they used to share with bruce that died with jason because after losing his son bruce couldn’t stand the thought of continuing those traditions with another child. jason was the brother dick had before he started feeling like he had to step in and help parent the kids rather than just be one of the kids himself. the others probably have a mentor-mentee bond with him, or perhaps even a child-parent bond, but jason was truly just his fucking brother. and for jason, dick was the only sibling that knew him before he died. was put in the pit. came back to gotham with a duffle bag and the intent to kill. before he was a threat. to him, dick might be the only window back to that time where he was genuinely just a robin rather than an incredibly fucked up crime lord with grey morals and anger issues forced into his veins. they probably share random little memories from before ethiopia- the few times where they got along and jason visited him in bludhaven to moan about bruce driving him crazy. making eye contact with each other during debriefs when bruce says something that they used to make fun of him for way back when. jason and dick share such a niche part of their lives with each other, and it cant be replicated or replaced in any other batsibling. their bond is so complicated and beautiful and I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO EXPLORE IT’S POTENTIAL BECAUSE I’M GOING INSANE

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do it for him (alt under cut; blood cw)

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Quick messy doodle of Bernard getting a picture with Batman Shadow!

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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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Shut up and look at Superbunny

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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Older sibling Canon event