robin-henrys-confusing-life
robin-henrys-confusing-life
How did I get here?
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I'm Robin Henry, and I recently moved to Pelican Town. I wanna leave, though. Tired of existing in a reality where I need to people. Don't question why my profile picture says SPILL THE NEWS. I don't understand it, either. //this is a somewhat oddly-run Stardew Valley OC ask blog made by someone who is far too fond of stuff like Marble Hornets.
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robin-henrys-confusing-life · 5 months ago
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A tape was loaded into whatever device Robin Henry had on hand. He didn't know what was on it, but he had a feeling that [REDACTED] had hidden it in his dresser, so who knew how long it had been in there for. The following is from that tape. It must be OLD, because he didn't remember having glasses shaped like that...
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"Ugh... Just what is she hiding from me... It's not like her to keep secrets from me, is it?"
He seemed to be digging around in some sort of room. He found... A prismatic shard? ...why would she be hiding that, though? Upon closer examination, there's some sort of stain on it. He quickly dropped the prismatic shard.
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"..............."
The footage ended there.
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robin-henrys-confusing-life · 5 months ago
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A loud buzzing noise was heard while the camera was rolling.
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"...you again?"
Robin Henry seemed to recognize the noise as being the same thing that happened just before he lost about 4 hours of his memory along with his glasses.
...a woman's laughter was heard?
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"...so, you remember me, do you? Of course you do, my sweet... Why wouldn't you."
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"Get out of my house, [REDACTED]. Get out now. I don't want to see you."
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"You really are still quite a rude boy, aren't you..."
The recording cut out before she finished saying whatever she was going to say.
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robin-henrys-confusing-life · 5 months ago
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*soft staticky noises fill the air despite a lack of devices being on. An odd, raspy voice is heard faintly.* "Hey, why do you always have that camera?"
*a sudden, loud buzz. A blinding flash. Something about his environment is different... but what?*
Robin Henry, upon coming to, checked his camera. After reviewing the footage, he sighed.
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"...ugh... my head."
Silence. Then a muttered curse.
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"...apparently whatever that was, it took my glasses from me. This is inconvenient as hell..."
Robin Henry shrugged.
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"it is what it is, I guess. Kinda wish I didn't lose those, as I can't see more than a foot in front of my face without 'em." That day's recording ended there.
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robin-henrys-confusing-life · 5 months ago
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Silence, then rustling. It appears as if someone started recording a video in a completely dark room.
"Where am I? I... How did I get here? It's dark in here."
He found a light switch and turned the lights on. The room he's in was trashed, to say the least. It looked like there was either a struggle or a rampage.
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"Oh. Wow. This place is a DUMP. Whoever is in charge of cleaning this place really sucks at their job."
The man's words trail off, as if he was realizing something.
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"Wait. Shit. This is my house. Never mind." The man paused again, realizing that he never introduced himself.
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"Ahem. Anyway, I'm Robin Henry. I'm new here, I suppose? Be nice to me, please." Silence, then a quiet sigh.
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"This is exhausting already. How does anyone deal with this shit?"
A clattering noise as if he was fumbling for the button to stop recording, then nothing. The recording ended there.
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robin-henrys-confusing-life · 5 months ago
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(ignore the little editing line ;-;) TRANSCRIPT IN CASE IT'S HARD TO READ THE TEXT: Name: Robin Henry Traits: - Can't remember anything unless it's been recorded somewhere [yes this blog counts as things being recorded so don't worry!] - Takes a LONG while to warm up to people. - Has two cats, Dan and Sophie. - Constantly feels like he's being watched. Does not enjoy this. - Hates getting compared to Alex Kralie from Marble Hornets. Favorite thing: good food Spouses: He can't remember. Likes: chocolate cake, cheese, hash browns, bread, pizza. Dislikes: Prismatic shard (for reasons he will not disclose at this time), beer, hot peppers, wine, pale ale (Basically he really doesn't like alcohol) Favorite activity: video games. least favorite: Strangers Friends: Sebastian Birthday: Summer 11.
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