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you can still respect her as a person and fuck her face until she almost passes out
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a plastic chair anywhere can be like home
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Sorry if my hips started moving on their own while we were making out, it will happen again
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pls don’t forget that it is your blog. you should post about what you like and what makes you happy. some ppl will follow and some ppl will unfollow your blog and that’s completely ok. just make sure this whole tumblr experience makes you happy.
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
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