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truly

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environmental storytelling

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This is actually the most insane photo ever taken. The siblings….

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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You know, I can’t help but think that part of the reason many cultures and religions throughout history have believed they were in the end of days is because IT WOULD BE NICE IF THIS SHIT WAS OVER SOON.

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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

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one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

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the number one tip to win lawsuits is to ramble about it extemporaneously to thousands of people on the public record

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them: you better not be wistful and contemplative

me:

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just because you can't see a mouse right now doesn't mean a mouse can't see you right now

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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mr foods has consistently been in the fuckin trenches and

wait i was looking for pronouns but this is so real

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i dont blame the trex i know i loo9k big and tasty lol