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K NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

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I, Mr. John Brown of Torrington, CT have signed up for 37 different protests and will be attending them all. As will my friend Ernestine Rose who has signed up for 18 more in the time it took to write this.

do you plan on attending any of the protests occurring in LA right now?

what an odd question officer

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✨🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIPLEY!!!!🎉✨

If your birthday is on June 14th and for whatever reason you are feeling disappointed about that, just know that you share a birthday (hatchday) with my parrot Ripley:

He is turning 16 this year and as always, we will be throwing him a party.

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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From a project I was working on before going in another direction, but still wanted to post this. Inspired by this photo of mourning doves nesting in the fossil of a triceratops, and how it tells us that the world can end, just not forever.

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Fuegan

by Mikhail Savier

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Hello bisexual community

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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well I know what i'm making soon as saturday shows up

4 parts hard liquor ????? highball glass?? yeah man you're def going adios after that. shit sanguine hands to you at a party

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating