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favorite Angus Tully's quotes, The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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did anyone else’s brain do this?

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printers getting rid of hdmi/USB connections when they are in fact the devil and their dogshit software never ever works

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current day gansey and all of blue's POV is deeply appreciating his smile and then instantly souring because he moved his head and now she can see his goddamn nicotine pouch

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boy toys 🎾

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i love drinking coffee

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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

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Twitter has a new meme template, and I was tempted to put these Adam-Parrish-Obsessed-Idiots in here. Sue me

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impulse trip!!! <- only three days of deranged planning before I run to the embassy with my dogshit passport

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if trc was a visual medium and I was a tiktoker i would go insane talking about quiet luxury and how Declan and Adam both fall into this position of people with OBJECTIVELY less money compared to their peers and how both of them are trying to replicate luxury (ie: clothing=persona/identity) to varying levels of success. adam wears old gifts from the ganseys and declan is very clearly called out by other characters to be overcompensating. neither are fully seamless and even though thats not an overt plot point it is DEFINITELY very significant since plenty of their story beats echo each other down to their relationship with ronan, who is a different fashion debate (eg. how punk can you get off of a bank account you dont need to look at and a shaved head which needs to be constantly maintained and a BMW you stole w no repurcussion). again I DO think stief implies fascinating plot points that she doesn't focus on but her display of class and economic variation is very very cool & obviously people w more context of specific USAmerican culture can have this debate better than I can

editing to link the video that finally helped me put this thought into words

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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for a 6'4 cis man Dan Howell looks remarkably transmasc