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been holding onto this one. i plan to keep it as long as possible.
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quand j'etais formidable, est-ce tu etait fort minable?
FOOOOOOORRRMIDABLEEE 💔💔💔
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What would you do if I showed up at your house and ate your cat
id be really really sad. he’s mostly fat tho ngl
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It’s your wife…😼
my own wife joins the plot against me. was it worth it?
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Wife snake or demon you can only choose one /j
wife
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Listen to the snake they said it to
whoever you are you used the wrong too
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The job won’t bite you
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
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You know what’d be really funny? If you got a job
what’s in it for me
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Say cheeseeee
I’VE HIT THE LIMIT, ILL REBLOG THE TWO EXTRA PAGES 💔💔
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see idk who this is but she made me peer review it so i might as well reblog
HAIIIII can u write headcanons for patrick bateman x neurodivergent s/o who is hyperfixated on horror movies?? tyy ^^
AAAA I LOVE THIS IDEA (because me too girlie. I am also hyperfixated on horror movies ✋😔)
so here we go
I hope you enjoy <3
Disclaimer! I am not neurodivergent, nor do I want to offend anyone who is. If you have any concerns/problems with the way I represent you as the reader, please tell me and give me tips on how I can fix it. I want the best reading experience for everyone.
Patrick Bateman x Neurodivergent!HorrorHyperfixated! Reader
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I think at first, he'd just be confused.
Like, he'd walk into the living room and see you watching the horror movie, and he'd be like, "What in the name of god is this?"
But once you convince him to actually sit down and watch the movie with you, he'd be really invested.
He seems like the kind of guy who would get really, really into learning the whole story and motive behind the killer (if it's a slasher film). He would question every move that the killer makes, and scoff if the killer gets caught/killed themselves. He always thinks that he could do better.
If it's not a slasher movie, and maybe more of a psychological horror, he'd instead question if the movie was going to keep you up at night, scared in bed. He didn't want you to become too sleepless over a stupid movie, and even if you insisted that you were fine, he'd make you watch something else instead.
He'd listen to all your theories and ideas for any movie. He likes to hear your perspective and he likes to understand where you're coming from. Knowing your neurodivergent traits, he knows you often see things from a different perspective, and he'd be very open to learning more about the way you think <3
Of course, being a killer himself, I feel he would relate to some of the slashers from slasher movies.
During the movies, he usually sits beside you, one arm wrapped around your shoulder or waist. If you have any problems with physical touches, though, he'd just sit next to you (at a respectful distance).
He'll probably be in his boxers. That's just how he lounges around, always openly showing off his body.
He doesn't mind whatever snacks you may want to eat during the movie, as he wants you to be comfortable, but don't expect him to snack along with you. He's gotta keep up that clear skin and lean figure, am I right?
With how much this guy likes specifics and routines, I feel like every Saturday would become 'Horror Movie Night' with him. He'd always make time to be with you and indulge in your interests.
He loves you, after all.
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spaghetto
spaghetit
spaghehe
spaghetero
spaghetti
so is a singular spaghetti called a spaghetto or a sphagett
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