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I am not immune to the silly scientists from pacific rim I like them. Once again thinking about newt pacificrim. Biologist with like full sleeve tattoos of the animals he specializes in is such a Type Of Guy he's like masc miss frizzle

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Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

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Currently thinking about the bit in Going Postal where Moist meets Sacharissa and immediately internalizes “Ring on finger but goes by ‘Miss Cripslock,’ probably has Views, Do Not Attempt To Kiss Hand” like he has a conman’s version of Terminator vision where he’s constantly mathematically figuring out how to ingratiate himself to someone

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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

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I really am tempted to write a Doctor Who fanfiction called Janitor What where the main premise is (while being a pretty major plot hole himself) another timelord who was friends with The Doctor and The Master when they were young on Gallifrey. Only, instead of running in fear or being driven completely mad when forced to stare into The Untempered Schism, he is compelled to clean time and is captive to this illusion that time doesn't have to be so wibbly or wobbly at all. He sort of works as the timelord who actually does his job. Only issue is that his two best friends have gone absolutely off their rockers and he spends most of his time cleaning up their messes. In other words, The Janitor is who patches up plotholes. How did Pete Tyler know to catch Rose in Doomsday? The Janitor. What ever happened to The Valeyard? The Janitor. How are there no Reapers before or after Father's Day? You can thank The Janitor because that's his daleks baby. And The Janitor always shows up in this shipping crate that says Fragile on the side and he's got a tool belt of bullshit like an Ultraviolet Spanner, a Gammaray Hammer, or the Sub-o-matic plunger. Of course, the even better gimmick of it all is when he lands and is asked who the hell he is. I mean it is the very last place one expects to have hired a janitor. Which always prompts a mind boggled, "Janitor? What?"

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my wife insisted that clifford should play basketball and that blue should wear her oversized jerseys

+ bonus blue

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

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mareep

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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aaauu he looks like he grew his hair out and put it in a little bun in the new patch art...

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quick rynegaia while trying to avoid artblock