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i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it
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dear pet rock
yt link
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ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands
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If I didn’t follow you I’d be all alone... Being lonely is more painful than getting hurt!
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Not to have warrior cats thoughts on main again but I wonder if it's considered gauche to name your kit in such a way that it's really clear you're gunning for a specific warrior name.
Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do
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Idk just wanted to draw Pete geeking out about horror stuff :)
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Froggy: Can you hurry up and get to The Genie already?
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the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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