Anatomically incorrect necromancer God help the economeme(Alix/21/USA) (I'm on mobile 99% of the time and I'm very very forgetful!! If I don't respond to your ask I'm not ignoring you I promise)
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But they value our lives even less
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these are both still male dominated like……….this is wrong this is not more women than men look its plain and simple wtf
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Me: waiting for any form of public transport
Rain: starts
Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧
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you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?
if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.
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checking in on youtubers after years of not watching them

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Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
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ao3: and they were roommates me, opening the fic up: Oh My God They Were Roommates
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music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:
music for witches dancing at midnight
songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey
summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized
that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance
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Baby African Bush Vipers (Atheris hispida), born recently at the Houston Zoo
photograph by Stephanie Adams | Houston Zoo
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woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
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self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave
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