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Hi guys, watch Invincible.

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❝ This is normally the time of year where I complain about stupid, frivolous, bankrupt-inducing holidays. ❞ A beat, ❝ But, wouldn't you know it, I've got plans this time! ❞

... Gonna elaborate on that?

No?

Okay, man.

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*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

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Elsewhere, in the Jester Zone:

❝ ROBOTNIK YOU USELESS TWIT — ❞

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ive come to make an announcement as i break back into writing the egg ...

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... I couldnt escape from wanting to write The Blue Rodent Himself, so expect a smaller, dedicated space for him if you're interested in that. I have a feeling several of my friends are smiling evilly upon reading this.

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Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just a prologue / I swore to shake it up if you swore to listen.

Beloved by Tetra, forever favoring horror.

MUSELIST / RULES / ABOUT

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❝ Feeling generous, Wesker? ❞ Ivo teased with a snide skip; recognizing the offer for what it meant. When he first set out, Eggman expected to drop off the gift and simply leave. The Doctor pondered the offer comically, like he had other plans for the day. It's only as he looks down at the guinea pig in question does Ivo remember: He's preparing for a venture of his own. What harm would there be in taking notes? ❝ You spoil me. ❞

The gift is popped open as dramatic as ever, with Eggman offering his dear to chance to choose first. The drives, wrapped neatly, are taken out of the way once The Doctor bit down on a piece.

❝ Busy as ever, ❞ And how refreshing it was, from the anthropomorphic nightmares he dealt with everyday. Discoveries! People of interest! Progress toward his goal instead of belittlement. Their shared tenacity kept his head on straight. ❝ Good. ❞

❝ Let's start with this unfortunate fellow. ❞ He gestured to the center of the room, ❝ I didn't interrupt anything, did I? ❞

The lab is dark- several monitors provide the only light, casting an ominous blue glow across the shiny, sterile surfaces.

Countless wires run to a table in the center, to where someone is strapped in. Not that he was moving, but you never know. No blood or openings this time, but he was having enough fun without. He was learning so much from his latest project.

Caiman stood at attention as the door slid open... only to relax. He knows this one. This one is allowed in.

@robotnikium approaches: ❝ I know, I know. I've been DREADFUL at visits, lately. ❞ That familiar bastard voice slinks behind the fellow bastard, presenting a box. ❝ Consider this a peace offering — The finest chocolate personally imported from Spagonia ... and a small collection of chaos drives! ❞ Oh, and a piece of Orbot's arm for Caiman to chew up. Have fun with that, man.

'Holy crap! It's da boss' other half! Where ya been, my man? Boss gets crabby without ya, lug!' He does not need this payment, considering how important Ivo had become to Wesker, but he's not gonna say no to a fun little chew toy. Much obliged, boss 2!

Wesker turns to the other, the ghost of a smile as he steps away from his current project. "Welcome back, dear. I thought you had been too busy for me."

He accepts the gift, regardless. Anything from one of the few people that could make him feel something was worth his time.

Indeed, those chaos drives... those would definitely be worth his time. He'll have to ask if they could be repurposed for use in weapons. As for the chocolates...

"If you have time to stick around, perhaps we can share them." It's the closest he'll get to admitting he missed his partner. "I have a few interesting discoveries to share, as well. Some people of interest. Possibly even ones you may be intrigued by."

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i love it when i take long breaks from a community because i always have something funny to bring back with me. u guys r gonna hate me (affectionate)

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I am normal and can be trusted with the Robotnik family dynamic presented to me in Sonic movie 3.

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Oh, Ivo.

You're no Maria.

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hey someone buy me sonic movie 3 tickets so i can come back here

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like grandfather like son.

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GUYS. I'M ... NGL. I kinda need the journal like a fish needs water.

I mean!!! Come on!! The generic G.U.N. Journal? The Eggman Empire sticker slapped over it!? WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HOLDING.

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joke or not. guuys? guys. conceptually. just the fact that this is official even if not directly canon. im going to scream. im going to scream.

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good evening!! gerald cradling maria's dead body is gonna end me </3

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Sessionbox, but without paywalls.

Out of sheer spite, I have taken the Sessionbox extension and molded it to remove unnecesary blockers (e.g., session limits, free tier limitations, the need to update and give a company that once had this product for free like 100 dollars for the new hobbyist version)

What is Sessionbox you ask? It's the ability to run multiple accounts in tabs, rather than making individual profiles on your browser just to sign into another account. Pretty useful. I use it for switching blogs on the fly.

👉 The extension file is in this zip. 👈

Enable developer mode for extensions.

Unzip the file. Put the folder somewhere you won't move it.

Load this folder into your extensions by hitting "Load unpacked".

That's it, yippee

optional, throw me some [KROMER].

I want to make my own version for all to use, but until then, this is an immediate fix. I'll update the link as issues arrive, but feel free to message me here to let me know if things break.