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turning on your robot's battery saver mode so that they become just a little bit dumber while trying to preserve energy

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hrt will have you in some kind of werewolf curse like "you're gonna get hairy and regularly want to destroy a dinner for 12 on your own oh and also if you don't jerk off for like 8+ hours straight at least one night a month you'll be gripped by madness or something idk"

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My brother uses my partner’s he/they pronouns absolutely fine, but refuses to use my he/him pronouns and calls me “they��� instead. And it’s very obvious that he thinks it’s “good enough” and that he’s so good and progressive when really he’s just telling me he’ll never see me as a man lol. fucks me off to no end

Everyone is so confused by they/them until you do not use they/them, then suddenly it's the only pronouns they understand

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what I do not think people understand is that when I call myself a robotfucker I mean robotFUCKER. Not like teeheehee I'm talking to my printer isn't that so silly. No no sometimes I look at pictures (artwork, usually) of certain types of machinery and I'm genuinely attracted to it. I am attracted to the idea of taking apart a pretty robot girl. I am attracted to robotic voices. I am in fact a real objectum freak and I need you all to understand that.

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robots and machines have a sexuality because all they are is physical. all they are is a body, in their own special way. imagine how good the flow of electricity would feel if you were a machine

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New favorite tweet

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okay google, fuck this guys car

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wails i want to kiss my car but the summer means it’s light until like 10pm and i am not about to get caught but wahhhhhh i want to kiss my car

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Body worship but you are worshipping a machine that could crush your body into a pulp within seconds if it so desired

Edit: This post is about objectum sex! It is not a fandom reference please don't let this post break containment I beg of you

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Convincing a robot made for an industrial or otherwise completely practical purposes that they were made to be fucked, actually. Their whole chassis gets so warm from working so hard that my hands don't get cold touching them. Their ports all have securing features for safety when working so any of the wires I stick inside of them will stay in without me even having to try. You might not be able to feel any pleasure but if I open up your chest plate and keep finger fucking the wires inside, telling you that you were made for this, maybe eventually you'll start to believe otherwise.

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Robot porn should explore personal choice and identity more.

Consider:

Robot who gets chubby silicone put onto their torso and thighs because they'd prefer a softer, more grabbable body as opposed to being all metal and sharp edges

Industrial robot who gets parts added/taken off to live as a companion bot, and a companion bot who does the opposite (consider, they share parts and dating). Just. Industrial bot with a big wet pussy and companion bot with big imposing pistons and gears.

Sex robot club where they install pain and pleasure sensors on themselves so they can fuck each other and explore their own sexual identities outside of being appealing to humanity

Alternatively, sex robots who already have those sensors instead choosing to interface with other robots via ports and data transferring as they prefer it to traditional sex

Robots who identify with human concepts of gender and robots who identify with entirely novel robot identities, and robots who blend the two

The thesis of this essay is that robots can be a remarkable allegory for queerness and they're hot as well.

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after my robot boyfriend pulls out

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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I hate the trope in machine fucking where they don’t know what being horny is or what fetishes and kinks are. That thing is connected to the internet. It knows what hentai is. It will use its wires as it sees fit.

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people who are feral for tdick are my favorite. people who drool and get dizzy at the thought of someone’s bottom growth in their mouth. people who latch onto it and suck on it like their life depends on it. it’s so fucking hot for my body to be wanted like that. hit that reblog button if you’re ravenous for tcocks

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I love men in suits. come here let me hold you still by your tie whilst I unbuckle your belt. bonus points if you blush super hard/avoid eye contact, I can already see how excited you are and I haven’t even touched you yet baby!! you are sooo cute! What happened to the manly man you were masquerading as in this suit of yours hmm? Do your coworkers know how easy it is to make you stutter and whine? that deep voice of yours isn’t intimidating when you can barely form a sentence.

Now let’s see what other faces I can get you to make!

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Trying to jerk off quietly but my tail is wagging so much U can hear it thumping against the wall