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robotslenderman · 6 hours
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I really wish arknights didn't have a character who's named for an ethnic slur of my people
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robotslenderman · 7 hours
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
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robotslenderman · 7 hours
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"what do eggs have to do with Jesus?"
Eggs are actually a really common piece of Christian symbolism for the Trinity. It's a shell, a white, and a yolk, but it's all one egg. Just like how God is made of the Father Son and Holy Spirit.
You know that image that's like, a youth pastor explaining the Trinity with a fidget spinner? It's like that. That was the metaphor every medieval monk used to explain the basics.
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robotslenderman · 7 hours
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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robotslenderman · 8 hours
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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robotslenderman · 8 hours
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Luke: you killed my father! Vader: I've killed a lot of fathers. Luke: Obi-Wan's other apprentice! the one you betrayed and murdered! ringing any bells? Vader, internally: ...was Ahsoka trans? is this guy part togruta?? he doesn't look like it, but fuck if I understand how togruta biology works? who did she (he?) even fuck?? when did she (he??) even have the time???
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robotslenderman · 8 hours
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okay, bear with me this requires a lot of context. imagine that you wake up on a space ship with an alien species capable of telepathic communication with you. they are also capable of instilling you with the knowledge that everything they say is completely true, there is not a hint of uncertainty in your mind. they have weapons capable of obliterating earth pointed at the planet, and are forcing you to do one of two things in order to not fire. within the fiction of the scenario you are not being given the choice, but you the real you is picking which one of these things you'd rather have happen.
you must eat an 8 ounce serving of human baby meat, by default prepared like a steak (different preparations can be requested). you do not have to keep the meat down once you're done, but you have to get all of it in your body at one point. they do not provide any information about where the baby came from or how it died. if you complete this, they will deposit you back on earth and you will be free from legal repercussions of cannibalism, and it is generally agreed that you are also free from moral blame as it was against your will.
you will be surgically impregnated with a human embryo and must carry it to term and give birth. the embryo does not contain your dna, but otherwise you don't know anything about its origins. the aliens have advanced medical technology that gives you sufficient anatomy to carry and birth the baby, and keeps you healthy throughout, with no risk of long term complications or death. you have the choice to keep or give away the baby once you have given birth, and will be deposited back on earth.
if you refuse to comply in either situation, they destroy the earth and you are forced to live the rest of your life aboard the space ship as a prisoner, until you die of natural causes.
so,
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robotslenderman · 11 hours
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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robotslenderman · 11 hours
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robotslenderman · 12 hours
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My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.
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The VelociPastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere
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robotslenderman · 12 hours
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Bracket 1, Round 1, Poll 9
Coral Tree (Left) vs Mimosa Tree (right)
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robotslenderman · 12 hours
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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robotslenderman · 23 hours
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I didn't even know how to begin cleaning these messes up but I reached out to someone that arvo asking how the fuck to start
we are going to have some pvpery angry patients when the long weekend is done... :l
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Problematic Coworker returned yesterday. (She was supposed to be sick all week but came in.) she’s giving off heavy “I’m pissed off and I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem” vibes so I’m keeping my head down. She’s already bitched about patients asking for directions today and is cold to our boss. She didn’t do the online bookings yesterday.
An invoice she filed online got rejected. What should she do? I say “click on it. What does it say?” It was rejected bc the system was down, what should she do? “Well, resubmit it, then.” Why? “Because it says there it was rejected because the system was down.”
Jesus I wish she’d stayed away all week.
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