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if I order a new one the old one will turn up less than an hour after the new one is delivered

if I don't it will never show up

do you see my dilemma here

guys

I am so

so tired

of putting something down

only for it to immediately get swallowed by the void

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It either lives under my chair in a basket or under my bed in a drawer. It's not in either place.

It hasn't fallen under my chair

it hasn't fallen to the side of my chair

It hasn't fallen to the other side of my chair

It hasn't fallen behind my chair

It's not on the table beside my chair

so where the fuck is it??? where else is LEFT???

guys

I am so

so tired

of putting something down

only for it to immediately get swallowed by the void

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People seem to be really resonating with this so I'm putting it over here too.

Original thread

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#Repost @gogreensavegreen

You might be more than one. You might be different ones at different times. 🫶🏽🫶🏽 you might not be one of these. There are more roles 💪🏽 but this is an amazing intro.

You can’t just like the idea and envision yourself in one of these roles you have to figure out how to be about it ♥️🫶🏽

Via @deiloh & @fablefulart

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"I quit my birth control and feel so much better, this is proof birth control is poisoning our bodies!!!" listen I am a lucky duck who tried one form of birth control and felt great but if I had to try 80 different types I would because I don't want to get fucking pregnant. if your birth control sucks try a new type!! "everyone should quit their birth control" is a bunch of conservative-crunchy bullshit

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god i love 10+ minute long songs. yes girl take me on a journey

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guys

I am so

so tired

of putting something down

only for it to immediately get swallowed by the void

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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town

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wait I just realised a bunch of these are not actually strictly accurate, whereas only one of them is an outright lie, will have to remake this poll. sorry folks

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When the guy in ur head won't stop being mean to you.

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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

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