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“Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy.”

“So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?”

“Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?”

“You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal.”

“Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony.”

“Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order.”

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'DuckTales' Intro And Theme Song Remade With Real Ducks, And It's Perfect
OK Internet — just try to top this one. Watch the full remade and original intro here.
(Source: Oh My Disney)
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Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book
"Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna."
(photos via the dodo)
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People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people
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Why do people always use the “adam and eve” argument when they are trying to justify why they think it’s wrong to be gay? I mean, Adam and Eve committed the first sin and caused the downfall of all mankind after them. They’re not exactly what I would call role models.
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reminder for bisexuals
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
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Playing video games while someone else’s watching
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I got these new badge packs up for sale on Jasmine Prasad Illustration.
Pokemon - Epic Items Badges #6
Mario Kart - Epic Items Badges #7
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