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jotunisms:

ℒ    ;; ♛         ❝ANTLERS? if anything                      they’re horns you                     miserable creature.❞

          ❝ ah - you see ----- that's the thing.                   because even if i am a

                         { miserable creature }

                          at least i don't look like some primadonna                           wearing a cape and an overrated T I A R A. ❞

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xmilano:

     ❝I’m not shitty…you’re lucky I don’t like          roadkill. ❞

          ❝ so you get your comebacks from Peter then ? ❞

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xaedificare:

    She sighed a little.

    “I’m Ariadne, and I clearly need to work      on my sarcasm. Either that, or it’s gotten      too good, and people just can’t tell.”

         ❝ whatever. . . Ariadne. ❞

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darkpatriotism:

  ❝ —  And here I thought we were becoming friends. ❞

        ❝ i'm just gonna assume that you don't            have any based on that performance. ❞

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xaedificare:

     “Rocket Lady? I would have assumed            a guy with that voice, but what do I know            about racoon gender roles?”

     ❝ you know ----- since i can't tell if you're         kidding or  really that stupid, i'll explain. ❞

❝ my name is  Rocket  and i was referring    to you as lady 'cause i don' know your name. ❞

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xaedificare:

    “… I honestly don’t even      know how to react to this      kind of thing anymore.      It’s nice to meet you, Mr.      Racoon. I’m Ariadne.”

         ❝ the name's Rocket, lady. ❞

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taserbeanie:

                “you’re like…an alien, right?”

           ❝ i'd prefer the term guardian of the galaxy. ❞

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taserbeanie:

         ”no. way.”

         ❝ yes . . . way. ❞

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taserbeanie:

                 ”did you just…talk?”

     ❝ i've been talking this whole  time           maybe ya shoulda been listenin'. ❞

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This is my skin. This is not your skin, yet you are under it.

I Wrote This For You  (via cxnnabuns)

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jotunisms:

ℒ    ;; ♛             ❝ IT IS not a hat you                              rodent                        it is a helmet.❞

       ❝ helmet ------- hat           tomato - tomato. ❞

                 ❝ either way you've got antlers                            sticking outta your forehead. ❞

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xmilano:

     ❝I don’t tolerate bullshit either way                hard to explain, but I’m the Milano.❞

          ❝ so you're a shitty spaceship ? ❞

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darkpatriotism:

  ❝ —  Says the talking vermin. ❞

        ❝ sticks and stones --------------         sticks and stones.

                go pick on someone worth your while wontcha ? ❞

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moveslikeaspider:

    ❛ ..You? ❜

          ❝ says the guy in the spanx. ❞

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viiduam:

             ❝ says the talking raccoon. ❞

           ❝ i'm a lotta things but a raccoon is not one of 'em. ❞

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sorxlla:

❝  Are you real or did I actually just hit my head that hard?  ❞

     ❝ course 'm real -----              i'm talking. ❞