My name is Talia and I'm probably wasting time right now. I accept amigurumi commissions. (commission me I want cash) I track the tag childofjubal, which was my previous URL. Feel free to tag me in posts with knitting patterns, linguistics stuff, or anything you think I'd find amusing. And tag me in any and all history posts please!! I'm not as much of a lazy bastard anymore but I'd still be thrilled to hear from you. Also, check out my Bandcamp at abecedarian.bandcamp.com!
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Matcha Tiramisu A quick sweet treat that takes no time to put together and is easy to prepare ahead, matcha tiramisu is a perfect dessert for your next gathering.
Recipe: https://omnivorescookbook.com/matcha-tiramisu/
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hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok
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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks
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But here's the stomper
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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#‘this is something I can put over my cups and mugs to keep my drinks warm and keep bugs out’#bam done too easy
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#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#this was NOT written by me it was written by a friend upon seeing what happens when you try to photograph Rouxls
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7
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There is not a shred of doubt in my mind that somewhere in Ankh-Morpork, Sam Vimes has a drag king impersonater
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Why the official page post this though
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Woe, photorealistsic Tenna be upon ye
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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]
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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.
season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.
season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.
season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.
season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.
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