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girl im gonna eat the microplastics out of your pussy
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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
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girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma

girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢

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can’t believe I have to go into this new year without you dad, I miss you abu. love you so much
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Like cryptocurrency is so funny and dumb cause money was already a fake thing but they said we’re gonna make this even faker and even dumber than it already was and its hilarious to me
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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
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can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public
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